Get ready to Break Your Brain!

[Vern5]

This is an experiment in rewriting preconceptions of what is and what is not. First, all of you must watch this video:

Once you're done laughing or rolling your eyes, I want you to go back to the part about giving a Negative Fuck.


Think about the concept of a Negative Fuck for a while. Could that possibly exist? If it does, what would be the context of its existence?

Give examples for full credit.

 

[Popadoo]

No.
That isn't how giving a fuck works, you either give a fuck or you don't, like yes or no.
Also, now I'm thirsty for Earth's Juice.

 

[Pinkamena]

What a ripoff of PowerThirst!

 

[CODE-D]

Too long to be funny, just gets stupid/annoying.

 

[Wintermoot]

Power Thirst was funnier but this was still enjoyable

 

[DoPo]

What a ripoff of PowerThirst!

Yeah, not that funny either. I liked Brawndo better.


But anyway, I don't think Negative Fuck could exist. I think that's the reason it's in there.

 

[Hollyday]

I definitely think it's possible to give a negative fuck. The opposite of 'giving a fuck' can't be 'not giving a fuck' since not giving a fuck is an absence of feeling, not an actual feeling.

Of course, please bear in mind that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

 

[Unsilenced]

If you give a negative fuck, you're actually taking one. As in the person owes you a fuck after they've wasted your time.

 

[The Funslinger]

I definitely think it's possible to give a negative fuck. The opposite of 'giving a fuck' can't be 'not giving a fuck' since not giving a fuck is an absence of feeling, not an actual feeling.

Of course, please bear in mind that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

It's what we call Terry Pratchett logic.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I think if you're a guy and someone preforms cunnilingus on you you technically have a negative fuck... Same applies to women only its fellatio instead of cunnilingus...

 

[Hollyday]

I definitely think it's possible to give a negative fuck. The opposite of 'giving a fuck' can't be 'not giving a fuck' since not giving a fuck is an absence of feeling, not an actual feeling.

Of course, please bear in mind that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

It's what we call Terry Pratchett logic.

two threads combining... too much for brain to handle....

 

[The Funslinger]

I definitely think it's possible to give a negative fuck. The opposite of 'giving a fuck' can't be 'not giving a fuck' since not giving a fuck is an absence of feeling, not an actual feeling.

Of course, please bear in mind that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

It's what we call Terry Pratchett logic.

two threads combining... too much for brain to handle....

I only realized after who I'd quoted.

This is the second time this has happened to me today.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

A Negative Fuck is when you fuck the negatively charged end of a battery.

 

[DarkRyter]

What a ripoff of PowerThirst!

It's the same vein of comedy, but I wouldn't call it a ripoff.

 

[Vern5]

I definitely think it's possible to give a negative fuck. The opposite of 'giving a fuck' can't be 'not giving a fuck' since not giving a fuck is an absence of feeling, not an actual feeling.

Of course, please bear in mind that I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

It's what we call Terry Pratchett logic.

two threads combining... too much for brain to handle....

Hence the thread title.

 

[LordFish]

What a ripoff of PowerThirst!

It's the same vein of comedy, but I wouldn't call it a ripoff.

Its a total rip off, however I wouldn't say it's even as funny. MENERGY!

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Too long to be funny, just gets stupid/annoying.

Yeah, i was smiling for the first minute and then it got lame. Its like the maker just said "Lets think of things 15 year olds think are awesome and say them all in a row". Sure the first one or two are funny. But its just a list. And the list gets long and boring.