Get Rich Quick

[V1C3M4N]

Just some of my curiosity here, I have a get rich quick scheme, do you have a get rich quick scheme or not, if you do what is it.

My scheme is an artificial neural network (look it up) that predicts greyhound races.

EDIT: Don't tell me anything incriminating, like pyramid schemes or what-not.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Mine is to win the Lottery.
It relies heavily on luck which abandoned me years ago.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Without breaking laws I think it's pretty much impossible.
But DO feel free to share your brilliant ideas with me

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Yes, I do have a get rich quick scheme! I just get...

Hey! I'm not about to tell you!

 

[Cargando]

I would use blackmail. Of course, I'd have to spy on someone important...

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I don't have a get rich quick scheme, because I have a brain and know that there are better ways to make money. Like inventing something useful such as:

The DVD Rewinder, I mean how would we live without it?​

Even still, I don't really care about becoming rich overall, it'd be fucking awesome, but I find personal connections to be more valuable and fulfilling than mounds of cash.

 

[Smudge91]

I would say rob a bank but then again at the moment they arn't exactly rolling in ze monies.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Buy high and sell low. Unfailable scheme.

 

[RRilef]

My get rich scheme relies on one question, "Are you allowed to patent breathing?"

 

[Cargando]

Oh crap, I just remembered I have a design for what I like to call 'The Implausible Motion Generator'. Given some time and a few helpers (assuming it works) it will end all the worlds energy problems.

Of course, it probably wont work.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Achieve a negative number of scrap metal then sell it to Walter. Flawless.

Hey! That was my plan!

Grr, I guess Winthrop has to take it now...

 

[V1C3M4N]

My get rich scheme relies on one question, "Are you allowed to patent breathing?"

I would like to say Sir/Madam, that you are a genuis!!!

 

[j0z]

I have one that will make you millions!
I can tell you all about it if you send me $49.99, and join my "Millionare's Club"! ($19.95/month)

See? tha's all it takes to become rich.

 

[Rigs83]

Falling down at Wal Mart

 

[Rigs83]

I don't have a get rich quick scheme, because I have a brain and know that there are better ways to make money. Like inventing something useful such as:

The DVD Rewinder, I mean how would we live without it?​

Even still, I don't really care about becoming rich overall, it'd be fucking awesome, but I find personal connections to be more valuable and fulfilling than mounds of cash.

I can have a very valuable and fulfilling connection to mounds of cash.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I don't have a get rich quick scheme, because I have a brain and know that there are better ways to make money. Like inventing something useful such as:

The DVD Rewinder, I mean how would we live without it?​

Even still, I don't really care about becoming rich overall, it'd be fucking awesome, but I find personal connections to be more valuable and fulfilling than mounds of cash.

I can have a very valuable and fulfilling connection to mounds of cash.

Unless your money somehow grows a vagina, I fail to see just how personal your connections to it can get.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Winthrop is OK and all, but I like my money with less skin rubbed off on it. Maby you can murder Dorian and loot him for all he is worth. Your turn.

Didn't you hear? Someone came and patched his bottomless pockets.
Crazy bastard he was.

I guess that Mudcrab is still open for buisness...

 

[AWC Viper]

bank robbery. need help, Send me a message with your details and skills if you want to help.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Or you could do something useful with your time and rid the world of vampires whilst becoming wealthy.

I prefer sawing off fingers and selling them.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Im going to invent the bar of toast. Simples.