Get Rich Quick

[Anacortian]

I plan to start writing the great, American novel... one of these days.
I will also be coming-out with a 100.0000000000000001 efficient mechanical system; I almost have the kinks worked-out.

 

[Chicago Ted]

My latest one.

Simplify:

=2ab-ac+bc-d

=????

=PROFIT!!!

Yes, I actually did that on my last math quiz...

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I don't have a get rich quick scheme, because I have a brain and know that there are better ways to make money. Like inventing something useful such as:

Spoiler: The DVD Rewinder, I mean how would we live without it?

Even still, I don't really care about becoming rich overall, it'd be fucking awesome, but I find personal connections to be more valuable and fulfilling than mounds of cash.

Haha, I didn't know such a thing existed.


I love the comments on this one:
http://www.dvguru.com/2006/10/03/the-dvd-rewinder/

2.Does it rewind CD's too?

8. My player must be automatic, it seems to always be rewound when I go to play it again.

14. Finally, no more fines at the Video Store! My crappy DVD player doesn't rewind at all. These guys deserve the nobel prize!

35. "dvds dont even need rewinding!! what is this?"

38. Jeez i feel so bad. I didnt even realise DVDs could be rewound and there's me returning rented ones every few weeks without doing it. They must HATE me in Blockbuster.

These are the type of people who don't deserve to reproduce.

And apparently you don't understand sarcasm.

 

[Broady Brio]

Use myself as a bet. A tenner that I couldn't down this fizzy wine. Showed them!

Then I puked about 3 times. Yay!

 

[Rigs83]

Spoiler: snip

I don't have a get rich quick scheme, because I have a brain and know that there are better ways to make money. Like inventing something useful such as:

The DVD Rewinder, I mean how would we live without it?​

Even still, I don't really care about becoming rich overall, it'd be fucking awesome, but I find personal connections to be more valuable and fulfilling than mounds of cash.

I can have a very valuable and fulfilling connection to mounds of cash.

Unless your money somehow grows a vagina, I fail to see just how personal your connections to it can get.

You do realize you can buy just about anything with mounds of cash. I don't wish to elaborate but lets just say you'll meet lots of girls working there way through med school. Let me buy you a sense of humor.

 

[Seanchaidh]

Spoiler: huge quote

I don't have a get rich quick scheme, because I have a brain and know that there are better ways to make money. Like inventing something useful such as:

The DVD Rewinder, I mean how would we live without it?​

Even still, I don't really care about becoming rich overall, it'd be fucking awesome, but I find personal connections to be more valuable and fulfilling than mounds of cash.

I can have a very valuable and fulfilling connection to mounds of cash.

Unless your money somehow grows a vagina, I fail to see just how personal your connections to it can get.

Well that's a good point. But they're called hookers.

 

[ae86gamer]

Mine is to just steal money from people. All it involves is me rifling through their wallets without them knowing or seeing.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Spoiler: snip

I don't have a get rich quick scheme, because I have a brain and know that there are better ways to make money. Like inventing something useful such as:

The DVD Rewinder, I mean how would we live without it?​

Even still, I don't really care about becoming rich overall, it'd be fucking awesome, but I find personal connections to be more valuable and fulfilling than mounds of cash.

I can have a very valuable and fulfilling connection to mounds of cash.

Unless your money somehow grows a vagina, I fail to see just how personal your connections to it can get.

You do realize you can buy just about anything with mounds of cash. I don't wish to elaborate but lets just say you'll meet lots of girls working there way through med school. Let me buy you a sense of humor.

Oh thank ye kind sir, my life is now complete.

 

[AvsJoe]

1. Pose as an advertising executive and secure the job of promoting a new vehicle from a car company
2. ???
3. Profit.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

=sainsburys 4 galaxy chocolate bars for a pound offer still open

=????(okay its anyone will buy them for 50p)

=PROFIT!!

 

[ace_of_something]

Just do what my uncle did and find a way to buy a bunch of those 'do it yourself' style carwashes. Seriously him and his wife don't even work anymore and those things require very little maintenence.