Getting Sidetracked

[The]

The rules of this game are simple. You are getting sidetracked as you talk.

You will start off by talking about something, and whatever you finish with, the next person must continue with and then sidetrack into something else. There is no limit to how long each post can go, just as long as you end by saying something different.

Basically, this forun game is going to turn into a clusterfuck. Clusterfuck is a pretty funny word. Hilarious actually. It sounded weird in my head the first time. You know what else is weird? The spellchecker thing registers it as wrong! I mean come on! Give it some appreciation. Damn you red underline! My spelling is always correct.

(So at this point, you would take the last line, continue off it and morph it into something else by the end)

 

[thesilentman]

WHY IS THERE ORANGE AROUND MY TYPING BOX!!???

Is is because I run Ubuntu? Is it because I forgot to sacrifice goats to Topaz? Is it because I forgot to hail Satan?

... Let's talk about a book called Paradise Lost.

(Am I doing this right? I have no fecking idea if I am. x-D)

 

[Neuromancer]

Ah yes, Milton's greatest work. Everyone knows the quote "'Tis better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven". But is it really? What is so good about ruling a sea of fire? Or is Hell like in Dante's works? Dante had some vivid imagination, I'll give you that. Although I find the fact that half of Inferno was about dooming people he didn't like to Hell a bit unprofessional. You know, unprofessional like being a waiter and spitting in the food of a customer just because he's a neo-nazi. In my defense, though, he totally deserved it. He wanted me to join them!

 

[The]

If you have no idea if you're doing this right, you're doing it right. It must be a clusterfuck garbage of a mess. Kinda like my life! Why did I fail so bad!

 

[Headsprouter]

Alright, I'm at McDonalds. Oh, god these McNuggets McSuck! What is with the Mc-ing anyway? It's really McObnoxious.

Now. How 'bout Minecraft?

 

[kailus13]

Don't get me started on Minecraft all those blocks looking like boxes all the time reminding me of moving things and moving is such a hassle and I don't understand why we're moving in the first place and why can't we just stay where we are?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

We're moving because I got a new job. Speaking of jobs, does anyone remember Steve Jobs? You know, that guy who invented the iPhone. That reminds me, I really should call my grandmother. She's old. You know what else is old? A tortoise. Gosh I love tortoises. I love all reptiles, really. Oh yeah, and I love Reptile from Mortal Kombat. Geez, that game is bloody. It reminds me of the clown at my eighth birthday party. At least the cake was good . . . mmmm, cake.