Getting To Sleep

[Sion_Barzahd]

Well i've noticed a trend of dream-themed threads lately, this along with my realisation that its 4am have made me want to ask one important question.

So i put it forward to you escapists; What is the best way (or your way) of getting to sleep? Any little methods or routines?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

'Ave you tried bashing your head against a wall until you fall unconcious?
If you're too much of a sissy for that, try warm milk.

 

[dududf]

I was suspended for a week for listing euphemisms for Male Masturbation.

So alternatively I'll just say, any activity that results in an Endorphin rush through your body, such as sex.

 

[SwimmingRock]

I would like to help, but it's 5:12 am and I'm still up, so that should tell you enough about my sleeping habits. My parents always used to tell me "pretend you're swimming". It never worked for me, but I figure it qualifies as a method, albeit an ineffective one.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Masturbation, pure and simple. Sex if you can get it.

I was suspended for a week for listing euphemisms for Male Masturbation.

This would of been much funnier if Dududf had posted before me.

 

[Marter]

Going to sleep only when you are too tired to read more than a page of a book. Getting up at the same time every morning also helps.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Usually I fall asleep more or less whenever I please, but sometimes I'll work graveyard shifts, which screw up my sleep schedule. When this happens, drugs to the rescue.

50mg of Benadryl + 2 glasses of wine = 1 Bofus passed out in the hall on the way to the bedroom

 

[Pimppeter2]

I just post till my eyes bleed.

I don't get much sleep anyways. I once went to bed at 10, but ended up just sitting in my bed thinking for 8 hours till I had to wake up for school. It was not fun, but a bit funny.

 

[Jark212]

Wait for an hour or two. That's average for me...

Or read up on politics...

 

[cheese_wizington]

On weeknights, I usually watch part of a movie on my ipod before going to bed.

On weekends, I will watch a movie on my ipod before going to bed. (Exciting)

 

[ANinjaBurrito]

Podcasts are great for going to sleep.

Something about calm voices talking about trivial topics makes me sleepy.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The only thing that really helps me is closing my eyes and getting lost in my thoughts.

I know that sounds cheesy, but it works.

 

[Jharry5]

The only thing that really helps me is closing my eyes and getting lost in my thoughts.

This is what I was going to say.
That, or a warm milky drink. Something like hot chocolate.

Or, even better, both of them.