Girls can pee standing up! (Without making a mess)

[UnloadedDevice]

i like sitting down anyway so no thankyou.
i stood at the beach but i felt rude.

 

[kurupt87]

I saw The Full Monty as a kid, so this news is very old to me.

Okay, I really didn't know what to expect opening this thread...

Is it a useful skill for women to learn...I wouldn't assume so, but if going into a supermarket bathroom is any indication, toilets seats can get nasty, wouldn't wanna sit on those.

I saw the title and thought to myself "Did PsychicTaco drop another bomb on us?"

Also many womenfolk I know from my hometown (Key Largo, Florida) know how to do this because everyone should know how to pee off the side of a boat. In rough chop its a ***** to try to use the head without peeing everywhere but the bowl. Over the side is best.

Hah, similarly the toilet on a coach going around a round-a-bout. Messy.

 

[mecegirl]

Wait...is this supposed to be news? Women pee standing up all the time. It's not something we do often but if the public restroom is a mess or if we are outside (camping, boating, at the beach, on a road trip and need to stop on the side of the road) we do manage to pee standing up without getting piss on ourselves.

 

[Xjin]

Ladies, I give you the SheWee:


The latest in female urination technology!

Oh dear Gods in paradise, that just looks unpleasant.

Ya I question this thread, and that i means nothing much really in the grand sachem of things. Other than we can have a female R Kelly. Hopefully not.


*Shudder*

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Ladies, I give you the SheWee:

The latest in female urination technology!

Gross.

Imagine having to regularly clean that thing.

What, would it go right in the dishwasher next to the cups?

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I've had enough crazy sex to be fully aware of this.
Are there people out there that really thought women couldn't pee standing up?

 

[Doctor Teatime]

There are people out there who think women pee through the vagina, so yeah, there sure are.

 

[UnloadedDevice]

"In this building, we shit standing up!"

"You actually shit while standing?"

"Oh totally man, it's a fucking mess, but it's so goddamn cool."

What is this reference from? Because it sounds hilarious.

Wait...is this supposed to be news? Women pee standing up all the time. It's not something we do often but if the public restroom is a mess or if we are outside (camping, boating, at the beach, on a road trip and need to stop on the side of the road) we do manage to pee standing up without getting piss on ourselves.

Are there people out there that really thought women couldn't pee standing up?

I was under the impression that it was and that there are, considering I can't name the amount of times I've seen guys trying to make girls jealous by saying that men can pee standing up or girls envying that same fact. Also, I was also under the impression that most girls would squat in the situations that sitting was unavailable and certainly not pee through the open fly in the front of their jeans, like the girl in the video, as a guy would be able to. I'm actually quite surprised by the sentiment that this is common knowledge that everybody seems to have here, I mean the fact that those pee funnels (one of which was linked in this very thread) exist would indicate that a lot of girls are unaware that they are able to accomplish the same task without external aids.

 

[UnloadedDevice]

which direction do guys wee in? is it pointing down or across more?

 

[UnloadedDevice]

which direction do guys wee in? is it pointing down or across more?

I would say at a downward angle toward the toilet bowl, pretty much the same angle that the girl in the video was. Why do you ask?
Like this:

 

[UnloadedDevice]

I would say at a downward angle toward the toilet bowl, pretty much the same angle that the girl in the video was. Why do you ask?

i never watch hubby's so hard to know :/

 

[VanQ]

There are people out there who think women pee through the vagina, so yeah, there sure are.

I've been through med school and the number of guys that didn't realize that there are two holes there actually scared me. I mean, some basic reading clues you into that. These guys wanted to be DOCTORS. Shit is scary yo. They're gonna cry when they have to perform their first ever pap smear.

which direction do guys wee in? is it pointing down or across more?

Whichever direction we want. We can point and spray like a hose.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

I was already aware women could piss standing up without causing a mess from certain types of porn...

Anyways, I don't see much of a deal here. It really is a minor convenience at best. I can see how the idea of sitting on a public toilet would unnerve you, but surely putting a few pieces of toilet paper on the seat would suffice?

 

[Blow_Pop]

I would actually say MOST people with vaginas can do this. It takes patience and practice and some of us just don't have the patience. Also for being able to just pee through your fly like that as a person with a vagina, you either need to be wearing men's boxers or underwear of some sort with a flap there or go commando. Otherwise you're stuck pulling down your pants to be able to do so.

I am able to do it, I just don't like to since usually when I have to go it's to the point of it's going to make a mess if I don't sit down. I figured out how to do it as a child though. Because I was jealous of my brother being able to do it.

I've had enough crazy sex to be fully aware of this.
Are there people out there that really thought women couldn't pee standing up?

There are people out there who think women pee through the vagina, so yeah, there sure are.

There are people with vaginas who think this mostly. And a lot of it has to do with people not being properly educated on how bodies work.

Ladies, I give you the SheWee:


The latest in female urination technology!

Oh dear Gods in paradise, that just looks unpleasant.

Ya I question this thread, and that i means nothing much really in the grand sachem of things. Other than we can have a female R Kelly. Hopefully not.


*Shudder*

From what I've heard, it's actually not unpleasant. And I've heard this from people who have actually used it.

Ladies, I give you the SheWee:

The latest in female urination technology!

Gross.

Imagine having to regularly clean that thing.

What, would it go right in the dishwasher next to the cups?

You could. Or you could clean it in the sink. It really depends on personal preference. But you'd at least rinse it out between uses.

 

[Amir Kondori]

OP's avatar makes this thread all the more...questionable.

I can't really say I've ever considered how the world might change were women able to do that. It's not really any of my business, as a man.

I think we have caught onto a secret the OP has inadvertently revealed to us! He is a fan of "water sports"! Please OP, tell us, do you like it?

 

[Victim of Progress]

Oh God this thread...the OP's avatar. I do have to wonder if this technique can be effectively applied in the shower. (Okay...I'll stop now)