girls does size really matter?

[lechat]

so i know mine isn't exactly the biggest and to tell the truth after the 25 years i've had it and the damage it's suffered during exercise and screwing round it already looks pretty ugly but it's not exactly like i can just go out and buy a new one

all my old girlfriends were happy with it but no matter what ppl tell me, maybe it's a self esteem issue or something, i don't know but sometimes i just wish it was a bit.... fuller and easier on the eye.
so for the past few years it just sat there in my pants. i was afraid to pull it out if anyone was looking up until recently when i finally built up the courage to show a friend and you know what he done? he just laughed at me.

i can't go on like this so once and for all i need someone to tell me it's alright. take a look at the picture and tell me what you think

Spoiler: click here for picture

Spoiler: always wondered if ppl clicked these. last warning

so how important is the size of a man's wallet to you ladies?

 

[Legion]

You know, the knowledge that actually posting the picture would get you banned kind of ruins the joke a little bit.

Also, as grumpy as it sounds, this doesn't exactly have any discussion value. What are we supposed to add apart from "That was funny/clever" or "That wasn't funny/clever"?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

If you want a truthful answer it's "No" on both accounts.
At least in my opinion.

 

[Quaxar]

Until I came to the trouser business I was sure it was about your car.
Would have made more sense too.

 

[Keoul]

"The button" has long ago hardened my resolve against clicking such things.
Curiosity is strong but my resolve is stronger!.
To answer your question I'd say it depends on the lady, not that I'm knowledgeable on the subject at all, most of this is just conjecture, but if you're good at something else -cough-foreplay-cough- it wouldn't really matter would it?

 

[Padwolf]

It's not so bad, OP, I'm sure it will make a lady very very happy one day. The coin sack is hanging a bit too loose though, anything you can do to fix that maybe? Otherwise it's fine just the way it is. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

 

[Casual Shinji]

Your penis looks very flat and square. You should probably go see a doctor about that.

Also the protruding metal and plastic isn't a sign of good health either.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Also the protruding metal and plastic isn't a sign of good health either.

Not to mention the paper as well... dude must really check out his diet... ¬_¬

One must wonder what a man needs to do to get it to that shape...

OK, that's enough...

Ehm... does it do its job to everyone's satisfaction? Yes? Will it last a while longer yet? Yes? Then it's fine... shut up and ask your next question... -_- though you might want to... y'know, take a little more care of it from now on? >_> ... <_< ...

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Also the protruding metal and plastic isn't a sign of good health either.

Not to mention the paper as well... dude must really check out his diet... ¬_¬

Fiber is good for the diet, but too much can be a bad thing.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

As long as the man isn't a mooching loser who has no job and spends what little money he does have on booze and cigarettes, no, size doesn't matter all that much, so long as you find a girl who doesn't need to be spoiled and showered with gifts. Hell, if you can support yourself, that's a nice accomplishment to have these days. So, yeah, don't worry about it.

 

[rbstewart7263]

Id fuck you but you gotta hide that shit. like turn around and squeeze your legs together so that I can pretend its not there....stop crying........

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I know it's a joke but I'm still not clicking the damn spoiler button.

 

[axlryder]

Wow, how cute, a thread about penis size that isn't really about penis size. That was TOTALLY unexpected.

Also, the answers are generally yes and yes, though it does largely depend on the individual.

 

[Guffe]

I know it's a joke but I'm still not clicking the damn spoiler button.

I took my time too
Built up the courage to click the box
only to find another one
needed to build more courage
focused my energy to instantly closing my eyes...
clicked box
a sigh of relief...

 

[MrHide-Patten]

As a women on Aussie 'Can of Worms' said; "they don't make 3 inch dildos." Tom Gleeson face was priceless, LIES!

 

[Odbarc]

The answer women give? "No."
The answer women give when you ask them out when you don't have it? "No."

 

[Abomination]

The answer women give? "No."
The answer women give when you ask them out when you don't have it? "No."

Essentially 75% of women said yes and 25% of women lied in the survey.

 

[Yopaz]

It doesn't really matter, these days there's MasterCard so the size is irrelevant.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Mine's a bit leathery and kinda poorly taken care of but no-one's complained yet...

Also it says slipknot on it :/ seemed like a good idea at the time...

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I don't think so, but it does kill the wonderment when there's a ton of plastic in there.

Spoiler: I mean...

why would you need all those cards? I thought a bank card and maybe a credit card will do. And there goes the 'wallet of wonders' thought.

I will say though, if it's in the pocket and the wallet is massive then I think there's a tumor coming out of the leg.

I can't say much either because my wallet is old as hell and is coming apart and I can't seem to clean it out. :/