give a present to the above avatar

[Barbas]

A dachshund.

 

[UltraDeth]

(Do you know how difficult these are to raise?)

A wise Parakeet

 

[Barbas]

A second dachshund to go with the previous dachshund.

 

[UltraDeth]

(Sends it back) No thanks, I've got enough

OT: A device that enables free online play

 

[Barbas]

A cyborg detective mouse.

 

[UltraDeth]

(Take out the mouse part and we've got a deal)

A gorgeous Cyber-punk themed house

 

[Fijiman]

A tank made out of the cheese of your choice... and filled with jelly.

 

[UltraDeth]

A tank made out of the cheese of your choice... and filled with jelly.

(ties you to an operating table and drops it on you from a crane)

Followed by a kicking from my private army and banishment

Take your lousy gifts with you

 

[Barbas]

A mild and refreshing sedative.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ah, much better

A Dune buggy

 

[Barbas]

A Doom Guy bobble-head.

 

[EilaliE]

An apple a day.

[small]Got to keep the doctor away.[/small]

 

[Barbas]

An attack zeppelin.

 

[Fijiman]

An attack trashcan.

 

[UltraDeth]

Plenty of medication

 

[Barbas]

A bucket of rainbow paint.

 

[UltraDeth]

(puts it in the shed to ignore)

A kiss-chase survival lesson on Liberty Island

 

[Fijiman]

Instruction Manual Island.

And jelly.

 

[UltraDeth]

(I don't want your damn instruction manuals, and enough with the goddamn jelly!)

One cold glass of Heineken later....

OT: Would you care for some Fish and Chips?

 

[Barbas]

Some chill pills.