give a present to the above avatar

[UltraDeth]

A Fancy bejewelled Computer

 

[Barbas]

A combat motorcycle, with sidecar.

 

[UltraDeth]

A servo skull

 

[Barbas]

A bubb rubb.

 

[Malbourne]

A cutte butte.

 

[Barbas]

A big rig.

 

[UltraDeth]

A Daemon Maul

 

[Malbourne]

A blank signpost.

 

[Barbas]

Directions to Kvatch, along with several healing potions and some chain-mail armour.

 

[Malbourne]

A little horse armoire.

 

[UltraDeth]

*smashes the blank signpost*

Shoulder-Mounted Plasma Cannons

 

[Barbas]

A ticket to that thing they love.

 

[Malbourne]

*Mounts cannons on pet gerbil*

A scooter with seven speeds and no brakes.

 

[Barbas]

A sawn-off shotgun that uses fireworks as ammo.

 

[Fijiman]

Toilet paper.

 

[UltraDeth]

A well-oiled machine

 

[Barbas]

This orange I was going to eat but don't really fancy at the moment.

 

[UltraDeth]

(Coincidence, I've just had some oranges)

Shadow Warrior (both versions) on Steam

 

[Barbas]

The Hockey Stick of Face Removal.

 

[Malbourne]

The Hockey Puck of Samoa Cookie Imitation.