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[Barbas]

A carpet of +10 lightning resistance.

 

[Malbourne]

A cubist painting from a 3-D printer.

 

[Barbas]

A triple-decker sandwich of chicken, pickles, ham, tomato and cheese.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

A ticket to see Rebecca Black in concert.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Fuzzy dice.

 

[UltraDeth]

Health Poultices

 

[Barbas]

A scroll of Icarian flight.

 

[Fijiman]

Half a desk.

 

[Malbourne]

Boots of blinding speed.

 

[Barbas]

An Indoril uniform.

 

[UltraDeth]

A perfect shave

 

[DOOM GUY]

A Hot Wheels car.

 

[UltraDeth]

(sends it back)

Some spam in vinegar and salad dressing

 

[Barbas]

A flatbed truck full of dachshunds.

 

[UltraDeth]

(Take it back)

A plate of Cooked Rabbit Leg, Roast Potatoes, Peas and Venison all in Cream Gravy

 

[Barbas]

A club sandwich.

 

[Fijiman]

A sandwich club.
[sub] as in a club made of sandwiches [/sub]

 

[Barbas]

A CD-ROM of Baldur's Gate.

 

[Fijiman]

Pants made of bees wax.

 

[Barbas]

A hustle and a bustle, in two separate jars. Don't get 'em confoosed!