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[Barbas]

Penguins that can speak.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

A glimpse of the future.

 

[Barbas]

A squig [http://gorkamorka.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/squig.jpg].

 

[Brownie80]

A zombie cat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A tank!

Spoiler

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

A salmon.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sardines on toast

 

[Rabbitboy]

Some weed

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

a Whoopie Pie

 

[Barbas]

Alien artifacts.

 

[UltraDeth]

A selection of fine Halberds

 

[Barbas]

A pack of chewing gum.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

A picture of an elk.

 

[Barbas]

A parallelogram of +5 fortitude and +5 Wellingtons.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

An invisible hat.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I've played that game, and love it! [sub][sub]Please don't try to take it off...[/sub][/sub]

I give you some caramel pudding.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I give you a romantic dinner at candle light together with your significant other.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Her dad is a lawyer, but she's a magician. And since when can lawyers not have Bibles?

I give you a universal remote controller.

@Rabbitboy: But I don't have one. D:

 

[Rabbitboy]

@QuietCupOfTea Then you can just take someone else.

I give you a guinea pig.

 

[Barbas]

A Tesco's Honed Pork Sword Of Confusion.