Give me some advice.

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Never obtain your life values from a 'motivational' picture posted on the Internet. It will have been written by someone just as vapid and soulless as you.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, chances are it's a Greater Mimic.

While "It's better to ask for forgiveness rather than ask for permission" sounds great in principal, strangely it carries very little weight with a jury.

If there is someone in your life that you care about, tell them. Life is too short not to.

 

[Baffle]

Ignore everything in this thread. Including this.

 

[McElroy]

How can you use my advice if you have no hands? In fact, you don't even exist.

 

[Saelune]

Don't expect to win against cheaters by playing by the rules.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Never let emotion and anxiety get the better of you.

 

[Xprimentyl]

Spoiler: *coughcough*

Dance like nobody is watching.

I just broke my floor lamp because of you! D:<
[sub]ok, not really [/sub]

Can confirm not really. [sub]I was watching.[/sub]

Ignore everything in this thread. Including this.

I?m either an addlebrained simpleton who?s easily amused or I?m still drunk from last night. Likely both. Either way, my split sides say these comments win the internet for today.

You can shut it down, fellas; we?re done here.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

If it's stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Alright, give him the stick.

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

You're not my dad!

 

[Asita]

Alright, give him the stick.

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

You're not my dad!

Clearly. Otherwise the advice would have been "Ask your mom if you can give him the stick".

 

[09philj]

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with just potatoes.

 

[Xprimentyl]

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with just potatoes.

+200 year old Europeans would beg to differ.

 

[the December King]

Alright, give him the stick.

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

You're not my dad!

We're soooo-rrrry!

 

[Baffle]

E for B and Georgie Best

 

[Frezzato]

If your problem can be quantified as an A/B situation, make a list of pros and cons. This is the time to be honest.

Fairly straightforward; put the pros under one side, cons on the other. Assign points to the value of any points you think necessary. Then walk away for at least 24 hours and revisit your list to determine if any of your points made could or should be revised. At the end, add the points up.

Or skip the points. Some items might be so important that you can't just arbitrarily assign a numerical value to it. Failing that, I say:

Don't eat the ye--

Don't eat yellow snow.

But seriously, gonna need to be a lot less vague.

Damn.

Okay then. Ever play roulette?

 

[Drathnoxis]

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, chances are it's a Greater Mimic.

I think this is going to help me a lot. Thank you.

 

[Hawki]

Kind of feel like I could use some.

Well, for starters, take the rope off your neck - you're going to choke yourself like that.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Kind of feel like I could use some.

Well, for starters, take the rope off your neck - you're going to choke yourself like that.

I mean depending on how his Friday is going, that may be what he's going for.

Or she.

Does autoerotic work on the lady-makes?

 

[Squilookle]

Alright, give him the stick.

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

You're not my dad!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Alright, give him the stick.

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

You're not my dad!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"

G.I.Joooooooe!