Give me some advice

[Hey Joe]

Because of the slew of 'I need advice' threads about the place, I hereby declare this thread the place for dispensing advice. Who needs the advice? Fucked if I know. What's the problem? Shit, I dunno.

Just give some advice, any advice.

 

[Danarok]

Wear sunscreen? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_Sunscreen]

 

[Dastardos]

Slaughter is the Best Medicine [http://www.jvoichdesigns.com/needlepoint_by_samantha_taylor/images/news_2005/october/kitties.jpg]

 

[leetsmiley]

My advice is don't take advice from these people

 

[Mr Fatherland]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[The_Heretic]

Don't shit where you eat.

 

[Yorgmiester]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

 

[Kaliso]

If you ever travel back in time, don't touch anything...It could drastically alter the future as you know it.

 

[prinxess]

Wear clothes to work.

 

[SargentToughie]

For those with world domination on their agenda [http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html]

 

[ThreeWords]

If you ever travel back in time, don't touch anything...It could drastically alter the future as you know it.

actually, do whatever you want, cos you've already done it. (cos whatever will happen will happen cos of what you do, so nothing will change)

 

[chomesuke]

when someone tells you to ''look over there'', dont.
Just don't.


Ow! And if you ever get trown into jail, do not drop the soap...ever.

 

[Kaliso]

If you ever travel back in time, don't touch anything...It could drastically alter the future as you know it.

actually, do whatever you want, cos you've already done it. (cos whatever will happen will happen cos of what you do, so nothing will change)

I refer you to the "Parallel Reality" theory discussed in the "Back to the Future" movie series

 

[ThreeWords]

If you ever travel back in time, don't touch anything...It could drastically alter the future as you know it.

actually, do whatever you want, cos you've already done it. (cos whatever will happen will happen cos of what you do, so nothing will change)

I refer you to the "Parallel Reality" theory discussed in the "Back to the Future" movie series

Damn, I knew someone would reveal my weakness: science derived from movies!

You win this time, but I'll be back! =P

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Don't take any wooden nickels....

 

[Izakflashman]

Don't lend your neighbour your wallet or your wife.