this sounds like the perfect time for...
FLCL!
if you watch it enough times you will unlock the secret of existence and it will heal almost any wound
its only six episodes so you can watch it all in one sleepless night and its on netflix/hulu to stream
also you need a turkey sandwich and a glass of milk
alsoalso, i know alot of people champion my little pony, but if you want a REAL girl-show that has the ability to psychically heal men, id have to point you to the gilmore girls
if you have a ds or a psp, play it in a bathtub with the lights off
or, play through chrono trigger or whatever games you loved when you were a kid
ooh, and theres always drug and alcohol abuse, but thats bad for you
i think someone already said masturbate