give me world domination

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

ok look, im hellbent on world domination....i mean i really want absolute control. but i wonder....am i a bad person for wanting it?

*EDIT* ok let me explain this more....the way i wan't to rule is be plungeing the world into a state of dispare, darkness, and death....*starts to evil lol*

 

[Satin6T]

doesn't everyone want to dominate the world

I shall rename the world Timutopia

 

[DigitalSushi]

doesn't everyone want to dominate the world

I shall rename the world Timutopia

Brilliant, shame you weren't here when we made a new country thread, the Replubic of Sushonia is pleased to open negotiations with our neighboring Timutopia.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

As long as I'm not a bad person for wanting to call a ban on nukes then stockpile them on the moon. Then nuke the earth and drink my moon water.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

maybe

 

[NotAProdigy]

ok look, im hellbent on world domination....i mean i really want absolute control. but i wonder....am i a bad person for wanting it?

Are you also a descendant from Britannia?

 

[beddo]

ok look, im hellbent on world domination....i mean i really want absolute control. but i wonder....am i a bad person for wanting it?

Wanting world domination means that you are not qualified to handle it. Why would you want it anyway? Why can't you live your life without wanting to control what others do with theirs.

 

[curty129]

Impossible. Wal-Mart will take over first.
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Asda will then try, and probably fail to take over afterwards.
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This is where the Amercians will try something ridiculously stupid such as bombing any Asda/Wal-Mart superstores.
=
REAL LIFE Fallout 4.

 

[The_Healer]

Can't blame you really.

Everyone thinks that they could do better administrating the world than the governments do today...
At least better in their eyes.

 

[Kollega]

I dunno... Is it because you see world leaders as a bunch of incompetent fools,or because you want to be in charge no matter what? In first case it's perfectly normal,in second... a bit less normal.

 

[afaceforradio]

Impossible. Wal-Mart will take over first.
+
Asda will then try, and probably fail to take over afterwards.
+
This is where the Amercians will try something ridiculously stupid such as bombing any Asda/Wal-Mart superstores.
=
REAL LIFE Fallout 4.

Wal-Mart will probably end up owning those weird European shops like Aldi and Lidl too... If you want to take over the world, work for Wal-Mart! It all makes sense now!

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

Impossible. Wal-Mart will take over first.
+
Asda will then try, and probably fail to take over afterwards.
+
This is where the Amercians will try something ridiculously stupid such as bombing any Asda/Wal-Mart superstores.
=
REAL LIFE Fallout 4.

The concept of drinking Nuka-WalMart-Cola fills me with rage. Nuka-Asda-Cola Quantum is fine though.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Everyone knows that the person who least wants world domination is the one most qualified to lead.

 

[That_Which_Isnt]

Everyone knows that the person who least wants world domination is the one most qualified to lead.

So the Anarchists take over? Score.

 

[curty129]

Impossible. Wal-Mart will take over first.
+
Asda will then try, and probably fail to take over afterwards.
+
This is where the Amercians will try something ridiculously stupid such as bombing any Asda/Wal-Mart superstores.
=
REAL LIFE Fallout 4.

Wal-Mart will probably end up owning those weird European shops like Aldi and Lidl too... If you want to take over the world, work for Wal-Mart! It all makes sense now!

No, no. Aldi and Lidl will be the secret underground rebellion, in which a generic "average joe" employee will one day be working in his loveable Aldi, and later on that evening save the world from evil coporate Wal-Mart conformists. What they wouldn't show is how completely unsatisfied the "hero" would be when he goes back to working in Aldi the next morning.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Meh, us Brits got a fifth of the way there, sure why not? As long as this time you make people happy.

 

[thepj]

doesn't everyone want to dominate the world

I shall rename the world Timutopia

you'll have to fight me for it! no way ami giving up my dream of paulopolis without a fight! *bares teeth*

 

[Lord George]

doesn't everyone want to dominate the world

I shall rename the world Timutopia

you'll have to fight me for it! no way ami giving up my dream of paulopolis without a fight! *bares teeth*

Well your both going to have to bow before Georgeisawesomeland, fear us we have unicorns (apparently Georgia was already taken).

 

[somekindarobot]

Yeah, I've given up on world domination a long time ago. Sounds like too much work. *yawns, rolls over on bed, and sleeps for twenty years... for the fifth time*

 

[Satin6T]

doesn't everyone want to dominate the world

I shall rename the world Timutopia

you'll have to fight me for it! no way ami giving up my dream of paulopolis without a fight! *bares teeth*

Well your both going to have to bow before Georgeisawesomeland, fear us we have unicorns (apparently Georgia was already taken).

Timutopia will not fight, we'll just buy the weapons out of your hands and then simply remind you of your debts to Timutopia