Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Barbas]

Death by pepper overdose.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Death by flatulence!

 

[Barbas]

Death by Lucas edits.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

FALCON PUNCH! also your execution is going to take out a big chunk of the galaxy as well.

 

[Barbas]

Death by Han shooting first.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Death by being buried in elephant dung. (that actually happened to some unfortunate soul. he was a zoo employee and the zoo's prize elephant was severly constipated. finally something worked, but unfortunately the employee was standing right behind the elephant. the force of its sudden defecation knocked him over where he hit his head on a rock and fell unconscious as the elephant buried him under fecal matter, suffocating him.)

 

[Barbas]

I saw a dude get his head stuck up a rhino's butt once. May have been a hippo. It's definitely on video, though.

Death by slippy nubile oversexing.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

10,000 volts straight to the nipples!

 

[Barbas]

Death by unbearable lithping.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the wavy gravy goodbye!

 

[Barbas]

Death by overzealous Mexican wave.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the old faithfull faithfull mouthfull

 

[dalek sec]

Smothered by anime boobs!

 

[Barbas]

Death by smoothies.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The Indianapolis 500 speed bump bump-off

 

[Barbas]

Death by Half-Life 2: Deathmatch marathon.

 

[dalek sec]

Death by nerf darts!

 

[Barbas]

Death by Jägermeister shots!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Forced to listen to Vogun poetry.

 

[Barbas]

Death by croquet mallets!