Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shot to death by a girl.

>_>
<_<

I can't complain.
OT: STABBED WITH MY GIANT PENCIL!
Wait... Its not giant. I'm just tiny... I stab you in the eye with a giant pencil, then you trip and fall off a building!
Capcha: zero tolerance.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by fangirls.

 

[Final First]

Launch him deep into space to suffocate 'Team Rocket Style".

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Turn him into a pigeon and watch him die from being fed terrible food by kids.

 

[Final First]

Let that bird-thing (sorry I don't know crap about Pokemon) do the job for me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He becomes the first final, and his existence is erased due to the change of True Name.

 

[Dr.Susse]

After building the worlds largest house of cards a wild pack of house foxes trample you in order to get inside.

 

[Dr.Susse]

In a tragic recreation of a bull in an antique store.

 

[Final First]

Crashing through your windshield and landing into the back of a garbage-truck and being processed as regular garbage, eventually buried in a dump; all this after crashing into a telephone-pole.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Drill pecked to death by Zapdos who isn't happy you don't know who it is.

 

[Matilda X]

Covered in suet and small seeds, tied to a tree and then slowly pecked to death by chickadees.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The first person to swing all the way around on a swing.
Tragically this rips a hole in time flinging you into the past where you are sat on by a dinosaur.

 

[David Bjur]

For breaking the law of driving carefully for near eternity, Dr.Susse will hereby get executed by choking on an automobile.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It will involve ice cream. Gratuitous amounts of ice cream.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Bacon slap (first two words I got)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by a falling cage. Not Nicolas, just a cage.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Death by kittens. c:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death by an A class divine (moe) being.

 

[StormShaun]

Death by bloody nose...due to seeing your grandmother naked. (I wish I didn't say that now) -_-'

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Decapitated after Paya was done with them and realized that they were a zombie hooker.