Give us all your best Euphemisms =]

[WrongSprite]

As the title says =]

Can't think of any myself right now, I'm sleep deprived.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"Basting your woman in monkey butter."

 

[Lyri]

We don't believe in Euphemisms here and if you think otherwise well you're a front bottom.

 

[Anachronism]

"Aesthetically challenged".

 

[Agent Larkin]

Ross McCauly if you say that quickly with a country accent (or stereotypical Irish accent to those of you from foreign countries) it sounds really wrong.

 

[DannyBoy451]

**** shovel...oh wait.

 

[Sovvolf]

Keep your Alans on James i'm thinking. I dont know if this counts its more of rhyming slang
Alan meaning Alan Whickers = knickers, james meaning James blunt = ****.

 

[wewontdie11]

Roasting the parakeet.

Work that one out!

 

[Skeleon]

"A very... interesting person."

 

[Sovvolf]

Drop your Alans so Bill can meet your James. Thats the best ive got.

 

[stormcaller]

Fucking

Inb4 udders!

 

[messy]

"i'd like to dunk her donut, and by that i mean have sex with her, and by that i mean use my penis, and by that i mean use by staple remover, and by staple i mean penis" straight to the piont

Or for the nerd in all of us "wanna capture my flag"

 

[stormcaller]

Or for the nerd in all of us "wanna capture my flag"

I wanna 1-man her dungeon?

 

[WrongSprite]

Or for the nerd in all of us "wanna capture my flag"

I wanna 1-man her dungeon?

I'm genuinely impressed.

 

[ace_of_something]

'punching the clown' got that from an episode of law and order as the wisdom of lennie brisco is deep and vast.

 

[Ultress]

Butterin or I'd ram her Barge

 

[white_salad]

Wanna raid her Castle?

 

[SimuLord]

My first time through college I became jokingly known as Captain Kirk because I managed to find the girls who made it to college with their virginity intact and changed that situation for them.

Why Captain Kirk? Because I boldly go where no man has gone before.

 

[Zand88]

The Unholy Rosary; there is no God where this is going.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Can I plant my redwood in your flower bed?