Give Us Your Most Obscure Quote.

eatenbyagrue

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THIN! YOUR! PAINTS!!
- /tg/, in response to newbs asking about 40k

ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!
- Angry Marines battlecry
 

Biosophilogical

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"I hate you so much right now, and you made me lose my hard-on ... you're going to pay for that." -Forget where that is from
 

TriGGeR_HaPPy

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-"Introducing Tongs! (They can do anything)"
-"All I want is for you to Sign... My... Velociraptor!!"
Both of the above are from the same character. If anyone gets it (without internets' help), then I love you.
^_^

Also,
*singsong voice* "Oooh, here comes a little email, with a gun in his haaand."
Strong Bad. :p
 
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JimmyBassatti said:
No, a new one. I made just about an entire server mute me because I kept spam calling them. I'd call them, not talk, then hang up xD
Now I'm fighting with a five year old. He stopped talking xD
hehe, nice.

Next you should crank call people with so-bad-its-good calls.

"Is your refrigerator running? You better catch it!"

And:

"Is you TV on? How does it fit!"
 

TriGGeR_HaPPy

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Shine-osophical said:
"I hate you so much right now, and you made me lose my hard-on ... you're going to pay for that." -Forget where that is from
Tankmen, perchance? ^_^
 

Kurokami

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It is the good life I have traveled, and I have turned the world over in my hand, like a stone with attractive veining, and this I have discovered: a man is happiest when there is a balance between his needs and his possessions. Now the question is: how to achieve this balance. One could seek to do this by increasing his goods to the level of his appetities, but that would be stupid. It would involve doing un-natural things - bargaining, haggling, scrimping, working. Ergo, the wise man achieves the balance by reducing his needs to the level of his possessions. And this is best done by learning to value the free things of life: the mountains, laughter, poetry, wine offered by a friend, older and fatter women
-Shibumi
 

Sweep117

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I don't think you can get better than Douglas Adams for notable quotes. The man is a freaking genius.

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
Douglas Adams


"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
Douglas Adams

"This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here"
Michael Scott of The Office

"You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?"
Michael Scott
 

wildwind1290

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"Oh, and if Alicia gets hurt, I'll kill you." -Noce Wordsworth, Valkyria Chronicles

"Well, we know not to try that maneuver again." -Aerrow, Storm Hawks
 

magicaxis

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'Tis only a fool who entrusts his laundry with a red-headed woman.
(I'm not makin that up, its a real proverb)
(also, wtf?)
 

wildwind1290

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"It's kinda funny. Now that I don't have to hunt about and make sure Dawn isn't getting raped by Jiro, I don't know what to do with myself." Hurricane's Quill, Author Fighters: The Howling
 

Emphraim

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I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!- Light Yagami
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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"Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!"

-Alucard
 

eatenbyagrue

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NoMoreSanity said:
"I'm about to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of cards."-Seto Kaiba.
That said,

You call yourselves bullies? You all make me sick. I want your desks cleared out and you out of this orphanage by 5PM!
- Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged
 

Imat

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"Wait, you are a loser." "Maybe I am, and maybe I am...Not."

-A conversation between 2 people in a flash video...
 

Guitarmasterx7

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"God, dammit, do you want to be a soldier or do you want to be a pussy? Now slap my chest and call me *****!"
-Squeegee from Master Chief: Reload
 

wildwind1290

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"Dramatic Entrance, Number Get Your Slimy Tentacles Off My Body!" Ichigo, BLEACH the Abridged Series.