Give Us Your Most Obscure Quote.

[Mickleggo]

"The answer to the ultimate question, life, EVERYTHING is..... 42" - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

After using grenade launcher on house. "Woohoo, No need using the door, just make your own" - Haggar from Battlefield Bad Company

 

[Beardon65]

"Cheaters never prosper... doesn't mean they don't succeed..."
-Me

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Blessed is he who sits on a bee, for he shall rise again.

 

[-Drifter-]

-"Introducing Tongs! (They can do anything)"
-"All I want is for you to Sign... My... Velociraptor!!"
Both of the above are from the same character. If anyone gets it (without internets' help), then I love you.

Yeah, Blockhead has some pretty good quotes. "That's my number one eye."

 

[Mr. Grey]

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark Twain

 

[CptShiv]

So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!
-Dr. Richtofen

You know that when there's just one chance that might just work, well, it works.I mean, it stands to reason, if last desperate chances didn't work,there'd be no...well, the gods wouldn't let be any other way.
-Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs

 

[adamson1000]

TAGERT YOU SUCIDEL MORAN-prototype



i forget who it was thou to thou

 

[icyfresh]

SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR- seto kiba
I ..DRINK...YOUR.. MILKSHAKE I DRINK IT UP!! - i don't kno
D- distraction
R- recession
A- adjust
M- mature
A- (i forgot)

EVA SEEN MY B@LLZ SO BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN (trumpets)
IF U EVA NEED A QUiCK PIcK ME UP JUST STICK MY B@LLZ IN YOUR MOUTH
OOhhhh SUC ON MY CHOCLATE COVERED B@LLZ JUST STICKIM IN UR MOUTH AND SUCEM
JUST SUCON MY B@LLZ------ cheifs salty b@llz from south park

 

[InfernalCreator]

"They're coming to take me away, haha, they're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha, to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in the clean white coats and they're coming to take me away haha!"
- "They're coming to take me away" by Neuroticfish

"Shit, I killed a dog by sweating."
- Metal Gear Awesome

"Times of war are upon us"
- Sins of a Solar Empire

"MELT ITS FACE!"
- Murdoc from the Gorrilaz

"We're here to make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity."
- Nathan Explosion from Dethklok

Shepard: "I want to talk about something else."
Tali: "Like what?"
Shepard: "I should go."
- Mass Effect

"My art are my children"
-Guest from Dr. Don

"It has come to my attention," the Ranger announced, enunciating his words with the careful precision of a man who knows he has drunk too much, "that our good King Duncan, lord of this realm, is nothing but a poltroon."
-Halt from Ranger's Apprentice

 

[PirateKing]

A man wears a scar like a medal. Not to say I couldn't get away unhurt of course.
Viewtiful Joe

 

[Kit Fox]

I don't know where I'm going but I know how to get there

English ************! Do you speak it?
Pulp Fiction

 

[-=Spy=-]

"I'm gonna tempt fate."
*Leans back in chair, falls.*

-Me

 

[olee12343]

"Life is like a goat. Sometimes you have to look it in the eyes and say F@#K you!"
-my friend.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"I'm gonna tempt fate."
*Leans back in chair, falls.*

-Me

Good gods, I've had a similar experience.

The setup: Walking home from school, the nearest exit is all the way across campus. As I pass through a grove of trees, I notice a scaffolding had been set up

Me: Psssh, silly superstition. Nothing bad will happen if I walk under this ladder-
*hammer proceeds to fall off the scaffolding and hit me on the head*

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Here is one from my home land:

"Such is life."

Now I wonder if anyone here will know who said it and why it was important. Oh yes, by obscure quotes I think he meant said by famous people and not by ourselves or our friends. Those are not obscure, those are non-existent. A quote has to be repeated to be a quote.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Here is one from my home land:

"Such is life."

Now I wonder if anyone here will know who said it and why it was important. Oh yes, by obscure quotes I think he meant said by famous people and not by ourselves or our friends. Those are not obscure, those are non-existent. A quote has to be repeated to be a quote.

Good point.

Goblins are dumb. It's not an insult against them, its scientifically proven. Brains no larger than peanuts.
- Foaly, in Artemis Fowl and the Arctic Incident (a series by the way, which it should be a criminal offense to have not read)

 

[Seanchaidh]

Here is one from my home land:

"Such is life."

Now I wonder if anyone here will know who said it and why it was important. Oh yes, by obscure quotes I think he meant said by famous people and not by ourselves or our friends. Those are not obscure, those are non-existent. A quote has to be repeated to be a quote.

How is that obscure? The French for that is practically an aphorism.

Here's an obscure quote (because I'm quoting myself) :

"a not-quite-hen had wild animal sex with a not-quite-rooster and egg and sperm from both came together to form the first chicken. After that, the egg shell formed around the first chicken, as with all subsequent chickens. The case is closed: the chicken was first."

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

"Are you a mean girl or a regular girl?"
"Caboose what did I tell you about girls?"
"There are no regular girls..."

"Is that a hobbit?"
"No that is a hobo and a rabbit...but they're making a hobbit"
-benders game

 

[Insanum]

"Lets get down to brass tax, How much for the ape?"
"Cant stop here, This here's bat Country."

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.