Give your country a slogan! Counties approved

[Jules57]

Canada: The winter is our beer fridge

Jacquet River: Where bootlegging is like an office job

 

[tman_au]

Australia: On parole since 1901.

Albion Park, NSW: Bogan Nirvana!

 

[MetalDooley]

Ireland - Bring money cos we're fucking broke

 

[iLikeHippos]

Sweden - we're to busy sucking USA's penis!

I can't approve of this, being Swedish myself. It's just not true.

OT; Sweden - Where the woman is the man and the man is the woman.

Exactly where did you get the Man-Women idea from? Can't really relate to it..

The woman here in general are starting to act very dominantly, while the men jovially take the part of being the push-over.

I've seen this in many households, and not just my own.

 

[tman_au]

Sweden - we're to busy sucking USA's penis!

I can't approve of this, being Swedish myself. It's just not true.

OT; Sweden - Where the woman is the man and the man is the woman.

Exactly where did you get the Man-Women idea from? Can't really relate to it..

The woman here in general are starting to act very dominantly, while the men jovially take the part of being the push-over.

I've seen this in many households, and not just my own.

And that's why Assange is up the shit.

 

[zHellas]

United States of America: Mostly harmless...

 

[Antidrall]

Canada:

We're not as bad as America

 

[iLikeHippos]

Exactly where did you get the Man-Women idea from? Can't really relate to it..

The woman here in general are starting to act very dominantly, while the men jovially take the part of being the push-over.

I've seen this in many households, and not just my own.

And that's why Assange is up the shit.

I guess that crazy Aussie never got a hold of our Swedish customs.

 

[Sacman]

The United States Of America- Now with 30% less slavery and oppression .
...<.<

 

[noahqb2]

USA- "made in china" (came up with that one after seeing an american flag made in china)
suffolk- the rich get richer and the poor also get richer because all they do is sell pot to the rich!!!!!

 

[Zizzousa]

Scotland already has one, has had for years, sung to a tune: 'We're shite, and we know we are; we're shite, and we know we are!'

 

[Kuilui]

USA: We have the ability to take care of ourselves, but we give countries that hate us all our becoming worthless money instead.

New York: Do you like traffic and stop lights? Well then come on down!

 

[Thundero13]

Ireland, we're all always drunk

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

United Kingdom - United in mutual dislike

Liverpool - If it ain't nailed down, we're having it

isnt that just the north in general?: P

True but we like to make a special effort, because we care about quality service.

 

[CaptQuakers]

Uk: We can moan about it but you better not. Or "I know you country is now broke but we don't do refunds"

Wrexham: What's that smell ?

 

[DarkSeraphim02]

Canada: We put the 5 before the point.

 

[Norris IV]

England: Land of the chippy and kebab shop
Luton: If you got it we want it, if you don't give it for free we stab you

 

[moretimethansense]

United Kingdom - United in mutual dislike

Aw, wish I'd thought of that.

The UK where we ship more tea to our soldiers, in weight, than artillary shells!
True story by the way.

Cumbria, the one place in the world where having a clean house and being intellageble get you labled as ""posh".

 

[Moosh50]

Finland: More like Winland am I rite?

Alternatives:

Finland: Where fucking 16 year old girls isn't only legal, it's the national sport.

Finland: Home of the REAL Father Christmas.

Finland: