Glitches Galore

[SomeBritishDude]

Im sure this thread has been done before, but Im alergic to the search tool.

Anyway, like a lot of you out there I've been playing Fable II a lot over the last few weeks. While Im having a lot of fun the game is by no means perfect. Far from it actually, its the glitchious game I've ever played. One pritty hilarious one that sticks out in my mind was when I shot a guy in a dress who believes he's a hobbe (I suppose the people who having played the game are scratching their heads at this) and his body went rigid. He then feel over and started to roll backwards and forwards, like a pin that had just been knocked over. It was one of the wierdest and most desturbing things I'd ever seen in a game.

So, I felt like hearing other peoples storys. Whats the wierdest, funnest or most annoying glitch you've ever come across? And whats the Glitious (sp?!) game you've ever played?

 

[the_tramp]

Im alergic to the search tool.

*Shakes head*

Weirdest glitch? The talking Koreans on Crysis.

 

[Piemaster]

I found a cool glitch in GTA IV. I ran into some post boxes in my car, then before I could keep going my car teleported about 20 meters above the ground, and then fell. I have no idea why this happened.

 

[Flux07]

the most funniest for me is in elder scrolls oblivion, when u kill someone and drag their body in the door, their body looks like it is having spasms of joy ^^

 

[Fiskmasen]

Not necessarily a glitch, rather than poor programming when it comes to physics:
In Oblivion, if you kill or paralyze, well, anything on a hill, just watch it go tumbling until it hits something, or the hill ends. This is especially fun with bears (some of you must have seen 4 player podcast: "BEARELL-ROLL!!!".)

And you've got to love it when you fall through the world in World of Warcraft. That creepy void does make for some good screenshots.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

playing local co-op on fable 2, I have found that for some reason, the camera follows the added player, and there are a few times where that person would get stuck behind a tree or rock or door, and I could not see anything happening to me (being the main character)until that person quit, and came back in after the camera found me. That and my hero for some reason stopped using his legs and just glided around everywhere was quite amusing...regardless, I have never played a game with more glitches than Fable 2, and because of it, will no longer buy anymore fable games if that is the amount of work they put into testing.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Now now, Carl.

I love how easy it is to meander into the interior of walls in Star Wars Battlefront.

 

[reaper_2k9]

I have yet to experience any glitches with the game but I really haven't sat down and played it for a long period of time so I'm hoping that there not to bad.

 

[Dommyboy]

Saints Row had some great glitches but they were soooo fun that they made the game worth playing just by them self.

 

[Smiles]

my favorite glitch is in assassins creed, after having completed a viewpoint and diving off it, I climbed out of the haystack only to be launched into the air again and landing a couple rooftops away... I kept doing that until my sister smacked me...

oooh, also there is this one mmorpg I play sometimes that has a random glitch that turns you invisible and unable to be touched by monsters, and you cant see other people either so you can go around a loot off of them and they wouldnt even know where all their loot was going. Although you can't get experience anymore either

 

[DirkGently]

In Lost Planet's online there was a lag glitch that would render you invisible and invulnerable. So you could essentially run around and activate the thermal supply things with impunity.

 

[stevetastic]

the possessed swing in gta 4, the one in broker where if you drive into it you are shot across the map and your car is smashed up savagely, it works better in multiplayer

 

[crimsondynamics]

The "glory hole" in Assassin's Creed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAeV3CbO-aY

 

[Neosage]

Timesplitters 2 on the first level me and my friend were playing co-op, when we had to escape from the place and this Spec-ops guy was outside, we were both on low health and ammo so we were kinda worried but the thing is when we ran outside of the building he was there shooting at us doing no damage, and vice versa. The weird thing was he sometimes turned invisable and was chasing us, which I though extremely scary and as me and my friend ran into the elevator we saw him chasing us and well it scared the crap out of me.

 

[FrankDux]

The "glory hole" in Assassin's Creed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAeV3CbO-aY

I've never seen that before! That's hilarious.

 

[Baby Tea]

In fallout 3, I was super low on health and I saw a death claw in running at me. I knew I was dead (No stimpaks or food left) to I took aim at his head in VATS. All of a sudden, the thing is being ROCKETED straight up. The vats camera shows me shooting high into the air, while switching back to showing him way above the map (Great view, actually).

After VATS sequence ended (Didn't kill him) I just stood there looking up, only to see the death claw falling and SMASHING the ground...and giving me the XP since I hit it once.

 

[AuntyEthel]

In the ending sequence to GTA3, when the cars are riding off into the sunset, you type in bangbangbang. They all explode but carry on driving.

 

[milskidasith]

The infinite health guy on last stand in COD4. He got something like 55 kills. (combine idiots trying to knife him and judicious use of his pistol, along with it being headquarters and him being stationed on the headquarters for a good long time).

 

[lukey94]

in R.O.S.E online, there was a small glitch where the character would run around either super fast or super slow, either way you could kill any monster in one hit and you got exp from it, even when the server disconnected the exp saved got an easy 4 levels then