Goatse.cx Returns! As an Email Provider
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Fun fact: I had never been subjected to Goatse.cx before.
At the time, I assumed it was "Goat sex" - ie, people having sex with goats - and just ignored the link. However, reading this article, I said to myself "damn - a cantaloupe? Really? This I have to see!"
And so I did. Yes, only two easy clicks and I saw the image that shook the world. My reaction?
You could not fit a cantaloupe in there! A Kiwi, sure. An apple, probably. A mango, maybe. But nothing in the melon family. Really, people, do you have any idea how large a cantaloupe is?
Mr. Kirk Johnson is impressive, don't get me wrong. But a cantaloupe? No way.
At the time, I assumed it was "Goat sex" - ie, people having sex with goats - and just ignored the link. However, reading this article, I said to myself "damn - a cantaloupe? Really? This I have to see!"
And so I did. Yes, only two easy clicks and I saw the image that shook the world. My reaction?
You could not fit a cantaloupe in there! A Kiwi, sure. An apple, probably. A mango, maybe. But nothing in the melon family. Really, people, do you have any idea how large a cantaloupe is?
Mr. Kirk Johnson is impressive, don't get me wrong. But a cantaloupe? No way.
*stops eating apple* Why do I keep reading this thread?Bara_no_Hime said:
I must admit I thought the same as you because I know how big a cantaloupe is. However there was no way I was checking out the link.
So, the pop culture of yest-year on the internet is now being capitalized on for fun and profit. Art imitating life.
Did I spoil your snack? Sorry.Programmed_For_Damage said:
Well, no, not sorry - highly amused.
And actually you have to click at least two links to get there - Mr. Carter didn't link directly to porn, as that would be against forum rules. Instead he linked to a page that has the link to the infamous picture.
But yeah, while impressive you certainly couldn't get a cantaloupe in there. That's actually why I clicked the link - I just had to see if it was really that wide. It's not.
Never understood how people could be tricked into visiting a site called "goatsecx". Or why the owner decided it made more sense to treat those people to an image of a giant anus instead of... you know, goat sex. Was it meant to be a bait-and-switch for people who are looking for a site about goat sex? Was the domain just chosen because the owner thought it was funny?
I probably shouldn't be thinking this hard about it. He clearly didn't.
I probably shouldn't be thinking this hard about it. He clearly didn't.
I don't think a cantaloupe is possible. I may be wrong, but I haven't seen any evidence.Bara_no_Hime said:
OT: I wonder how Mr Carter came across this story...
Actually I saw that you were the last person to comment on the thread before I clicked on it and I thought "this should be good value" (you're reputation proceeds you - in a good way). I often snack on apples at work so it was just bad timing on my behalf.Bara_no_Hime said:Did I spoil your snack? Sorry.Programmed_For_Damage said:
Well, no, not sorry - highly amused.
And actually you have to click at least two links to get there - Mr. Carter didn't link directly to porn, as that would be against forum rules. Instead he linked to a page that has the link to the infamous picture.
But yeah, while impressive you certainly couldn't get a cantaloupe in there. That's actually why I clicked the link - I just had to see if it was really that wide. It's not.
I once happened to click on the website of a woman known as Latex Angel. Some of those images stayed with me for a long, long time; so I wasn't overly keen to check out Kirk Johnson's "work".
