God Election

[Dr. James]

So, I was reading a thread about what people would do if they were god, and it got me wondering, if Gods were elected, what would your campaign be like?

 

[Neonbob]

Pick me or I'll make sure everything you ever loved vanishes.
And I'll won't kill everyone.

 

[nicholaxxx]

Pick me or I'll make sure everything you ever loved vanishes.
And I won't kill everyone.

beat me to it...

ALSO: fixed

 

[Berethond]

I'll just rig the election, and once I win, everyone who complains gets SMITTEN.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Elect me because I didn't create you for the purpose of kissing my ass, and promise to torture you eternally if you don't love me, unlike some other dicks I can speak of....

EDIT:And I'll let you play with Thor's hammer.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

My children, I shall deliver BACON upon my successful election to the seat of Supreme Ruler From On High, Of The Bedazzled Glittery Throne.

Bacon wins every time

 

[DrDeath3191]

Elect me: I only ask for 3 virgin sacrifices a week, rather than my opponents 4.

 

[gigastrike]

Pick me or I'll make sure everything you ever loved vanishes.
And I'll won't kill everyone.

No way! The amount of krill in the oceans would sky-rocket!

 

[darthzew]

Elect me because I will give everyone cookies.

 

[Dr. James]

My children, I shall deliver BACON upon my successful election to the seat of Supreme Ruler From On High, Of The Bedazzled Glittery Throne.

Bacon wins every time

You sir, have my vote.

 

[Neonbob]

Pick me or I'll make sure everything you ever loved vanishes.
And I'll won't kill everyone.

No way! The amount of krill in the oceans would sky-rocket!

...what?
Are you going off my avatar?
That would make more sense than going off my statement...