"God, I'm such a ****ing idiot."

[The Warden]

As the title may suggest, what is something stupid you've done recently where you've actually taken a moment to acknowledge how stupid it was?
As for me, I tripped on the ground.
No, not something on the ground, not even the curb, I tripped over flat ground.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

fell up the stairs... /thread

 

[delet]

I've done that before... 'twas awesome. I tripped, slid on my knee for several feet, then popped right back up. It was almost out of a sitcom...

As for something stupid I've done now... Hahah, I'm procrastinating on a project due tomorrow. A 4 page paper on 'The American Dream'.

Hey, here's a thought. Since when did 'English' mean 'American'?

 

[quiet_samurai]

Put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.

 

[Sassafrass]

fell up the stairs... /thread

I do that all the time. It's quite fun, actually.

OT: Ran into a brick wall. Go me!

 

[The Heik]

I stabbed myself in the tongue while filing a tabletop model. I couldn't eat for 3 days without getting a lot of pain. True torture for me

 

[Distazo]

Tripped over a cordless phone. that was fun. . .

 

[Gigaguy64]

I called my dad to see if he had taken my Belt, while i was taking it off...
I realized i was wearing it about half way through my conversation with him.

 

[Hazy]

Put cinnamon rolls in the microwave for five minutes once.
Long story short - House is doused in smoke, 7 year old self calls the fire department.

The firemen were loling.

Oh, recently?
Hmmm...
Forgot how to spell "Maybe."
Yeah, that was a rough day.

 

[skywalkerlion]

For some reason, any time I'm in public I'm so awestruck at the amount of people and the probability of me doing something stupid, I end up tripping over myself or something of equal or more stupidity.

 

[elricik]

I've done that before... 'twas awesome. I tripped, slid on my knee for several feet, then popped right back up. It was almost out of a sitcom...

As for something stupid I've done now... Hahah, I'm procrastinating on a project due tomorrow. A 4 page paper on 'The American Dream'.

Hey, here's a thought. Since when did 'English' mean 'American'?

One could make the argument that the american dream is not writing a 4 page paper.

OT: I miss pronounced my lap partners name to the point where she wouldn't even look into my eyes. Her name was Magenta. *shudders*

 

[Joe Matsuda]

Put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.

lol I do stuff like that all the time, putting away things in the opposite place they should go

 

[Amalith]

I once tripped and missed. I managed to land a bit later though, for those that are concerned.

 

[Zetsubou]

These things happen to me all the time. Falling on flat ground, stumbling, and not getting my arm up in time to tackle during rugby practice-the coach threw me on my ass.

 

[A Weary Exile]

As the title may suggest, what is something stupid you've done recently where you've actually taken a moment to acknowledge how stupid it was?
As for me, I tripped on the ground.
No, not something on the ground, not even the curb, I tripped over flat ground.

That's nothing, I often trip standing still. It has to be seen to be believed.

 

[Aerodynamic]

This morning, put cereal in the bowl, got a cup out for juice and milk for the plate, put juice in my lucky charms, milk in my cup, didn't taste well.

 

[TheTim]

As the title may suggest, what is something stupid you've done recently where you've actually taken a moment to acknowledge how stupid it was?
As for me, I tripped on the ground.
No, not something on the ground, not even the curb, I tripped over flat ground.

Dude that happens to me a few times a day lmao

 

[Arella18]

I once set a piece of cake down went to get milk came back tripped over my ankle fell face first in the cake...and splashed milk everywhere...though that's moer clumsy than stupid.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I somehow managed to send myself to the hospital once for nearly rupturing my own testicle. I still don't know how I did that.
"/thread" now, Mr. Stair-tripper-upper?

I once dropped a PS2 on my head and got sent to A&E, this TV wasn't a large or perfectly level one and also I have stood behind a golfer tee-ing off... I was a mess after that one.

 

[Cinnonym]

I've looked for my car keys in the egg carton in the fridge.No, it wasn't enough to just open the fridge and say, "Oh, duh, why would my keys be in here," I actually picked up the egg carton and opened it to look inside. They weren't in there, btw.As far as work-stupid goes, something that I do countless times a day is walk from one end of the building to another, completely space out along the way, and wind up having walked past it by a few hundred feet.