GodMod wars

[wolfy098]

Rules are you make an attack which is ALMOST impossible to miss
The next person must find a flaw in that idea or GodMod
That person will create an attack of their own

I throw you into the International space station and push it towards the sun with a gravity modifier

 

[Souldemon8]

There is no way a regular human being can throw another hard enough and we enough velocity to leave the atmoshpere of Earth and even get to space.

I drop a nuke on your current location.

 

[Shapsters]

Im not standing on a continent, IM STANDING IN SPACE!!!

CHEAT... ENTER: GODMODE

 

[elementsoul]

Shapsters: disconnected from server.

puts you in concrete shoes and drops a tank on you.

 

[CounterAttack]

4chan is blocked in my settings.

I have you surrounded by a team of two hundred Soldiers, each with a Medic armed with a Kritzkrieg at full charge.

 

[reg42]

I rage quit TF2.

I strap you down and give you the Chinese water torture.

 

[S.R.S.]

Wishful thinking. I have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.

Chuck Norris is coming and he looks pissed!

 

[Sam G]

This is the real world. He's an old man now.

There are fifty polar bears in the room with you right now.

 

[SteakHeart]

I ate them all. IN. ONE. BITE.

I kicked you in the balls so hard they fly out of your ears.

 

[Sam G]

It turns out I've been lying to you all for the past year, and I'm actually a girl.

Time has stopped.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

It turns out I just needed a new watch battery.

I put you in a giant blender, and switch on the blades.