GONE GONZO !

[SmilingKitsune]

Congratulations! I was excited when I became a Gonzo as well (well, until the Sanity-shattering Secret was revealed, anyway). I still think there should be a new title for every 1000-post mark (but there is a new Horrible Revelation for each! I'm twice as insane now Octopus bubblegum!!! Your face smells green...)

I've gone gonzo and have yet to have this secret revealed, my sanity is intact and I won't be satisfied untill it lies on the ground in pieces, you must share.

Alright, you are Gonzo after all - you're past due to have your mind destroyed:

Spoiler

Spoiler: No peeking unless you've gone gonzo...

Spoiler: Really, it'll be even worse than going insane!

Spoiler: It'll be like Raiders of the Lost Ark up in here

Spoiler: Alright, I tried to warn you...

Spoiler: The terrible secret of Gonzo is

... you've wasted your time posting on a damn forum, when you could be doing something constructive! Go outside, fer chrissakes!

~GASP~ I....Bu....How.........Arggaaagghhhh. ~Starts gibbering incoherently~

 

[megapenguinx]

Good thing I have anti-stare/glare glasses. I can't remove them, for they are melded onto my skin. Anywho I'll leave the ponying to you. I will never understand that strange obsession and my thread will most likely be to rally a massive penguin army.

How clever...
I guess I'll just stab you then.
Because the penguins are mine too.

Many have tried and many have failed. None except the might ban hammer can stop me (well that and anteaters)

 

[Dommyboy]

One of us... one of us... one of us...

More for the fire! Ehehehe!

Let the initiation begin! Off with those pants, UNKNOWNINCOGNITO.

 

[JC175]

UNKNOWNINCOGNITO has now GONE GONZO !

and to celebrate this auospicous event in the Society of The Escapist

i am going to back track on how my experiance has gone so far

It started From a post on Obamas kids being on a show

from there it was just simple posting like a normal guy i wasn't anyone famous in the foroums

But i think i got a great amount of Publicity from my first Reveiw
although it was mainly negative due to bad grammer and overall terrible writing.
soon i learned how things were on The Escapist and started to love it.

There were lots of great threads full of intresting ideas and opinions that i saw.
Lots of Funny people on The Escapist as well all who deserved a good badge

So everytime i i logged on i would always find a intresting Topic and a funny comment
and the co operation of people in threads was amazing !

i am gonna have to cut this short and simply say this

THE ESCAPIST IS AWESOME FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE AND AWESOME THREADS !

Fact !

UNKNOWNCOGNITO, THIS IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!

Congrats. I think a trip into the desert with a boot full of mescaline is in order.

 

[odBilal]

UNKNOWNINCOGNITO has now GONE GONZO !

and to celebrate this auospicous event in the Society of The Escapist

i am going to back track on how my experiance has gone so far

It started From a post on Obamas kids being on a show

from there it was just simple posting like a normal guy i wasn't anyone famous in the foroums

But i think i got a great amount of Publicity from my first Reveiw
although it was mainly negative due to bad grammer and overall terrible writing.
soon i learned how things were on The Escapist and started to love it.

There were lots of great threads full of intresting ideas and opinions that i saw.
Lots of Funny people on The Escapist as well all who deserved a good badge

So everytime i i logged on i would always find a intresting Topic and a funny comment
and the co operation of people in threads was amazing !

i am gonna have to cut this short and simply say this

THE ESCAPIST IS AWESOME FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE AND AWESOME THREADS !

Fact !

CONGRATS!
Do you want to thank somebody for helping you going gonzo? Your Family, Friends, the Mods or God(s)?

 

[GyroCaptain]

Then we all died horribly.
THE END. (best story ever)

The End Part 2:
Once we were dead, it was but a simple matter to set the stagecoach upright again and drive the horses with the fury of our wills; no living man had yet failed to drive these and the dead are nothing if not more inspiring of dread. The case of Colt Navy revolvers in the coach would have passed a glance as the canned peaches they were marked as, but we had little true need of them against the highwaymen. When no mortal force fastens a head to shoulders, little that is mortal can but quail and flee in terror.

To be continued.

(DAMN, I've gone off-topic)

 

[D_987]

Good for you...are we really making congratulation threads for going gonzo now...

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

You're right! They can take our badges, but they can never take our freedom! Charge!

...who are we fighting again?

Whoever give us our badges!

NEVER!, i won't let you down

Come on lads to VICTORY!

Oh. Okay. TO VICTORY!

RAGHH!

And so the three friends traveled on a epic journey to fight whoever

Then we all died horribly.
THE END. (best story ever)

This needs to be filmed, by Uwe Boll preferably. I would so watch the hell out of it, and weep blood.

 

[sneak_copter]

That's it. I've seen far too many threads about this. Where the hell is my power-poster hat?

 

[NimbleJack3]

Congratulations! I was excited when I became a Gonzo as well (well, until the Sanity-shattering Secret was revealed, anyway). I still think there should be a new title for every 1000-post mark (but there is a new Horrible Revelation for each! I'm twice as insane now Octopus bubblegum!!! Your face smells green...)

I've gone gonzo and have yet to have this secret revealed, my sanity is intact and I won't be satisfied untill it lies on the ground in pieces, you must share.

Alright, you are Gonzo after all - you're past due to have your mind destroyed:

Spoiler

Spoiler: No peeking unless you've gone gonzo...

Spoiler: Really, it'll be even worse than going insane!

Spoiler: It'll be like Raiders of the Lost Ark up in here

Spoiler: Alright, I tried to warn you...

Spoiler: The terrible secret of Gonzo is

... you've wasted your time posting on a damn forum, when you could be doing something constructive! Go outside, fer chrissakes!

Is that really the Horrible Secret? Does anyone know and is willing to share? Does it even exist, and am I just some newb caught up in an in-joke?

 

[bodyklok]

THE ESCAPIST IS AWESOME FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE AND AWESOME THREADS!

Agreed.

 

[GyroCaptain]

Then we all died horribly.
THE END. (best story ever)

The End Part 2:
Once we were dead, it was but a simple matter to set the stagecoach upright again and drive the horses with the fury of our wills; no living man had yet failed to drive these and the dead are nothing if not more inspiring of dread. The case of Colt Navy revolvers in the coach would have passed a glance as the canned peaches they were marked as, but we had little true need of them against the highwaymen. When no mortal force fastens a head to shoulders, little that is mortal can but quail and flee in terror.

To be continued.

(DAMN, I've gone off-topic)

This would be just plain hilarious.

I think I need to expand on that in message board games. I think it could go places.

Is that really the Horrible Secret? Does anyone know and is willing to share? Does it even exist, and am I just some newb caught up in an in-joke?

You have no idea how many in-jokes there are, but one of the in-jokes is to allege the existence of things which, in fact, do not exist. We also talk about unicorns a lot, which might be related.

 

[Worr Monger]

The sad thing is you signed up on the Escapist much later than me... You must have no life.

It's not all about post counts... but look at me... speaking with logic.. how dare I...

 

[Ultrajoe]

THE ESCAPIST IS AWESOME FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE AND AWESOME THREADS!

Agreed.

Damn kids, i was here right when Caps got made cool.

And We Called Them Ultracaps.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

THE ESCAPIST IS AWESOME FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE AND AWESOME THREADS!

Agreed.

Damn kids, i was here right when Caps got made cool.

And We Called Them Ultracaps.

Shh Gramps... take some pills and go to bed

 

[NimbleJack3]

Is that really the Horrible Secret? Does anyone know and is willing to share? Does it even exist, and am I just some newb caught up in an in-joke?

You have no idea how many in-jokes there are, but one of the in-jokes is to allege the existence of things which, in fact, do not exist. We also talk about unicorns a lot, which might be related.[/quote]

So I am in fact a newb who is caught up in a elaborate in-joke? Damn. Really?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Man, I am so envious of you!
Well I'm halfway there.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Triple Gonzo here. Welcome to the club.

Christ, my first post here was polite and contained no swearing. God I was naive, I even used **** instead of swearing.

Well it's been a while since I joined and it's nice to know I've matured (or un-matured) enough to swear, to yell obscenities, to make others uncomfortable, to make children cry in public...I feel I've gone of topic...

Anyways congrats.

 

[uncle-ellis]

I wana go gonzo!

 

[Labyrinth]

Congratulations. Here are your robes and wizard hat.