Good and Bad Pickup Lines

[mattttherman3]

For starters let me state that I have never tried to pick up anybody, mostly because I have never been to a nightclub and I don't have the balls to use a pickup line(or the stupidity).
Please have one example of each or one of the other per post.

Let me start with bad: Nice legs, what time do they open?

And the good: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (persons response, usually best if it is no) Enough to break the ice.(proceed to introduce yourself)

 

[kdragon1010]

Your "good" one isnt really that good....its best if you dont use them so I dont remember them.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"Take your top off", not only will you be assaulted, but you will also be in the shit for sexual harassment.

 

[BaronAsh]

Do you have cancer? Cause that ass is killer.

 

[rossatdi]

And the good: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (persons response, usually best if it is no) Enough to break the ice.(proceed to introduce yourself)

Reminds me of The Last Boy Scout:

Jimmy Dix (Damon Waynes): Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis): What are you, a fag?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the fuck alone.
Jimmy Dix: Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with.

 

[LaxLuster]

I don't think that there's such a thing as a 'good' pickup line.
Things like "I lost my number, can I have yours?" are mildly amusing, but I don't think anybody in their right mind would ever seriously use one.

 

[BiscuitWheels]

"You must be parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you."

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"You must wash your clothes in Windex. I can see my face in your pants."

"My name ain't Fred Flintsone but I can make your bed rock."

"I'll buy you dinner if you'll cook me breakfast."

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?"

"I'd like to tickle your belly button. From the inside."

 

[AnotherFineMess]

you rate this one.

There was a girl that had a skirt with a toon cat on the back.
With that and a moment of stupidity I walked over and said "Could you move the cat somewhere else? Because that's an incentive to look at it."
Now me and the girl in question are good friends.

 

[willard3]

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

*look at watch* "The magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear."
"That's ridiculous."
*look at watch again* "Oh wait, it must be an hour fast."



I am soooo sorry.

 

[nathan-dts]

"Take your top off", not only will you be assaulted, but you will also be in the shit for sexual harassment.

Oh, that's what I've been doing wrong.

 

[MCGT]

If I said you had a nice body would you hold me against it?

 

[AnotherFineMess]

If I said you had a nice body would you hold me against it?

I am no longer infected

 

[McNinja]

One I heard of:

Guy: Im invisible.
Girl: No you aren't
Guy:Can you see me?
Girl: Yes
Guy: Great! How about Friday?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

you rate this one.

There was a girl that had a skirt with a toon cat on the back.
With that and a moment of stupidity I walked over and said "Could you move the cat somewhere else? Because that's an incentive to look at it."
Now me and the girl in question are good friends.

What do you mean by "Good friends"?

Get yer coat love, you've pulled

Possibly one of the worst pickup lines ever there, but it gets worse...

GET IN THE VAN!!

 

[InsanityWave]

I know a pretty bad one
"GET IN THE VAN!"
also "
Do you have mirrors on your shoes cos I can see myself in your pants"

 

[killgannon]

i have a pretty bad one which i love due to it being quite comical.

guy: Are you a single parent?
girl: no..
guy: Do you want to be one?

The wink is essential for this one

 

[Goatlemon]

You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

 

[mark_n_b]

Your "good" one isnt really that good....its best if you dont use them so I dont remember them.

The Polar bear one is actually very good, every time I've used it or heard of it being used it is often accompanied by a story of a giggling girl who thinks that is sooooo cute.

Pick-up lines are more a mechanism of communicating an attraction to someone in a situation where there is no other means for starting a conversation. And in most cases, unless the girl or guy is put off by you because of something else, most people appreciate them.

Think about it: You're at a party, and a friend of a friend of a friend who you don't know walks up to you and says that your hair is cool, how do you feel? Rhetorical question: this is a total stranger in a safe environment giving you a compliment, you feel good.

Lines run into a brick wall sometimes when the person is like "I can't believe this person used a line on me". But you were never going anywhere with that person anyway, it isn't the line, it's something else, maybe you weren't handsome enough, or she wasn't there to meet anyone in the first place.

As for good lines. There are few as good as Joey's ol' "How you doin'?" even seeing it on friends for years and years women still respond to it (in all fairness unless you really ham it up the connection is never made, and even then you're just as likely to get a giggle and blush as anything.)

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

This ISN'T a gun in my pocket.

 

[MCGT]

This ISN'T a gun in my pocket.

Or even better;

That IS a gun in my pocket, get in the car now *****.