Good and Bad Pickup Lines

[ArcWelder92]

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

You remind me of my grandmother, except I haven't slept with you yet.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? (I had this on a shirt).

 

[forever saturday]

as a general rule, anything you heard before is automatically bad. actually, anything called a pickup line is automatically bad.

 

[Dys]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little

I have used this before, although the girl knew me really well so I didn't get hit (I also didn't "pick up" but that wasn't really the point).

 

[Naeo]

"I think you're attractive and want to have sexual relations with you."

 

[Sprogus]

I hear semen is good for a sore throat, wanna test that theory?

 

[mokes310]

You have to go over the top, something that takes a lot of nuts to say. For example, my old roommate and I used to goto clubs and see who could say the craziest, funniest pick-up line to a woman. I chose the line from Anchorman (if you haven't seen it, I suggest that you do.)

<walks up to the woman, looks her dead in the eye> "You, have a magnificent hiney...I mean, I wanna be on it, I wanna be friends with it!"

More often than not, when I've used that line, the woman has busted out laughing at how mind-numbingly stupid it is, and yet, I've walked away with a number, and in other cases, more.

The point is this: pick-up lines are weak, really weak, but if you deliver them with confidence and know how to play a fool, they will often serve as that ice breaker in the conversation and get you started.

 

[RPJesus]

"Did you know that mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens?"
(If they respond with "Who the hell do you think I am!?" you propose to them ).

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"I wish I were a tear so I can start in your eye, live on your face and die on your lips."

The Bad one:

"Excuse me for interrupting and I?m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you?re packing that much ass"

 

[reiselaender]

These are good lines you have here. But I'm a bit shy of a person. It's amusing to read this thread,though.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

"Im like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get"

or to use my younger brother's approach, "Hey Baby! You, Me and a jar of mayonaise"

 

[manaman]

Should have read the first post, ignore me!!!!

I never use them so I was just repeating one someone told me recently, and it appears to already have been used.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Y'know, if you want to break the ice, "Hello" works like a charm.

 

[ghostsprite9]

"Did you know that mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens?"
(If they respond with "Who the hell do you think I am!?" you propose to them ).

Everyone loves an anime references.

I dont really use them but i have one to add to the mix.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

 

[DemonicVixen]

Well i won a boyfriend using "hypnotised penguins" as a chat up line so yeah thats weird.

 

[havass]

"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're da bomb."

Guy:"Did it hurt?"
Girl:"What?"
Guy:"When you fell from the heavens."

And my favourite one yet:
*goes up to a girl*
"Hi, im doing a survey on what is the cheesiest pick-up line.
So, is it A)"What are you doing tonight?" B)"Can I buy you a drink?" Or C)"Hi, im doing a survey on what is the cheesiest pick-up line."

 

[BENZOOKA]

"Wanna pick my nose?"
"My hair is actually extendable"
Translated obviously, but those have been proven to be working in some cases. I don't usually like pickup lines. They tend to be so unoriginal.

 

[BENZOOKA]

as a general rule, anything you heard before is automatically bad. actually, anything called a pickup line is automatically bad.

I agree with you sir

 

[Tiny116]

Telling the Deli Girl "I like my Birds hot"
Or one my mate came up with.
"Hey there, i'm full of devilish charm, I just leant it to my friend over there"

 

[orangeapples]

my friend wanted to know if you wanted to go out with me.

*touch her face* Oh, so angels are real.

I'm bored, lets make out.

 

[BonsaiK]

For starters let me state that I have never tried to pick up anybody, mostly because I have never been to a nightclub and I don't have the balls to use a pickup line(or the stupidity).
Please have one example of each or one of the other per post.

Let me start with bad: Nice legs, what time do they open?

And the good: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (persons response, usually best if it is no) Enough to break the ice.(proceed to introduce yourself)

What the hell, I might as well put a response here: ----> http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.117161?page=19#4354009