Although I don't have time for the full letter of goodbye (which will be added later tonight, after work)...
G'bye Lord Rossputin, and good luck. I shall hope to see you bright and early on your first day back, where you will give me all of your love, stories, and money letters of longing for my company.
Or maybe you'll just take your shirt off.
Good luck, happy hunting, be well, and try to keep it between the ditches.
Since I seem to have tripped over some time:
To Magistrate Tyr,
Rossputin, it is a shame to see you having to leave our side to ally yourself with the military. You, sir, will most certainly be missed in your absence, and will surely be welcomed on your return. Do not forget your Escapist roots, and do not forget your Triumvirate allies. You are the Triumvirate's representative with the military, as well as a member of the Escapist.
I hope you find the military to your liking, and the work not too difficult. May your days be filled with work, relaxation, and learning. Well, that and money. Okay, mostly money. Remember, weekend passes are your friends, your CO is not, and your training is not to be slacked off on. Do good work, try your best, and don't be afraid to learn something. Learning something is scary for most new GIs, but you are better than that. Never forget.
√Also, no matter where you go, whose company you find yourself in, and what friends you may make, or battlefields you may cross... You will always be able to remove your shirt.
You will not be forgotten here (at least from me), but do not forget us either. Enjoy your time in the military, good luck and better health, keep it between the ditches, and happy hunting.
And take your shirt off.
Best Regards
NewClassic