Good Cocktails.

[AWC Viper]

Ok guys i need some help, i need some drink mixes.

my friends are coming back from holiday and i wanted to throw them a party and want more than vodka shots and beer.

so i ask you what drink mixes do you know.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

How about water and beer?

It's all the rage at bars.

 

[grimsprice]

1: Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2: Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3: Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or 4: the benzene is lost).
5: Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
6: Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
7: Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
8: Sprinkle Zamphuor.
9: Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

 

[SonicKoala]

Rum and coke - it is the drink of the gods.

 

[AWC Viper]

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

isn't that the drink from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

...my friends are coming back from holiday and i wanted to throw them a party and want more than vodka shots and beer....

To quote Oliver Twist: "More? MORE???"

I'm sorry son, but shots and beer are the only way this nerd knows how to drink, and it's working pretty well so far.

[small]But for your sake, try this site: http://www.goodcocktails.com/[/small]

Rum and coke - it is the drink of the gods.

It is.

It really is

 

[grimsprice]

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

isn't that the drink from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

It is, but since most of those ingredients are not available in our quadrant of the galaxy, here's an earth version. Widely considered to give a result that is not entirely unlike something that tastes exactly opposite of a pan galactic gargle blaster.

1 oz. (30 ml) EverClear
4 oz. (120 ml) Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz. (120 ml) Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz. (60 ml) Herradura Tequila
5 oz. (150 ml) Rum
1 worm from bottle of Mezcal
2 oz. (60 ml.) Gatorade

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Do you know how to make a White Russian?.

All you need is:

- 2 oz Vodka
- 1 oz Coffee Liqueur (Kahlua)
- Light Cream

and then:

- Pour vodka and coffee liqueur over ice cubes in a glass
- Fill with light cream and serve

That's about it!.

 

[Ocelot GT]

Blue Lagoon

-Gin 1 shot
-Blue Curacao 1 shot
-Lemonade the rest

simple, easy, delicious

 

[Kermi]

Fruit Tingle

One shot blue curacao.
One shot grenadine.
Two shots vodka.
Top with lemonade.
Serve over ice.

Tastes like candy.

 

[AWC Viper]

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

Be careful, it's like being hit on the head with a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick

OP: Heres a couple of fun ones, the IRA bomber and the Belfast Bomber.


And the Belfast Carbomb.

Goddamn it are all the cocktails I know related to terrorism!?

how do Irish terrorist's get there own drinks?

Blue Lagoon

-Gin 1 shot
-Blue Curacao 1 shot
-Lemonade the rest

simple, easy, delicious

if it's simple and easy it's perfect.

Fruit Tingle

One shot blue curacao.
One shot grenadine.
Two shots vodka.
Top with lemonade.
Serve over ice.

Tastes like candy.

Candy you say? perfect drink for the ladies?

 

[Kermi]

Candy you say? perfect drink for the ladies?

Exactement!

 

[Jaranja]

Gum and Tonic (cookie for reference)

 

[AWC Viper]

Gum and Tonic (cookie for reference)

isn't that off Scrubs?

 

[dont_blink]

new favourite thread...

just dot get things as rank as vodka and beer.
get southern comfort. and morgan spice. and hmmmmmm peach scnapps.
and wine cooler. preferably west coast.

 

[Jaranja]

Gum and Tonic (cookie for reference)

isn't that off Scrubs?

Yeah, janitors flask is full of it.

 

[AWC Viper]

new favourite thread...

just dot get things as rank as vodka and beer.
get southern comfort. and morgan spice. and hmmmmmm peach scnapps.
and wine cooler. preferably west coast.

oh SoCo how could i forget! great drink with some coke or Samedi (energy drink- dont knock it 'till you try it)

 

[Jared]

I like a good ol' fashioned screwdriver...

However, if you want to try something intense look up the "Four Horsemen" and give it a shot!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

White Russian
Mai Tai
Cherry Fizzle (tastes exactly like cherry drops)

 

[xanovich]

Jägerbomb!

A shot glass of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull energy drink.