Good Jokes?
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None that aren't horribly offensive.
The rest are generally topical to the news at the time.
Edit I'll find some nice ones.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
Why couldn't Superman save the World Trade Centre?
They didn't have wheelchair access
They didn't have wheelchair access
The rest are generally topical to the news at the time.
Edit I'll find some nice ones.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
Maybe...
Two people are at the front of the que to the pearly gates. The first man steps up, St Peter says "Roy Trevors, taxi driver, you may pass". He then hands him golden wings and his halo.
The man behind him smirks and says to himself, I'm a priest, "I'll get the golden wings for sure!" So he walks up, St Peter says "Aaron Chapple, priest, you may pass". He then hands him his white wings and his halo. The priest looks baffled and upset. He asks St Peter "How come you gave the taxi driver golden wings and me these normal white ones?"
St Peter responds "When you gave your sermons people slept, when he taxied people between places they prayed!"
Two people are at the front of the que to the pearly gates. The first man steps up, St Peter says "Roy Trevors, taxi driver, you may pass". He then hands him golden wings and his halo.
The man behind him smirks and says to himself, I'm a priest, "I'll get the golden wings for sure!" So he walks up, St Peter says "Aaron Chapple, priest, you may pass". He then hands him his white wings and his halo. The priest looks baffled and upset. He asks St Peter "How come you gave the taxi driver golden wings and me these normal white ones?"
St Peter responds "When you gave your sermons people slept, when he taxied people between places they prayed!"