Google = ...God?

[AntiAntagonist]

Ehh... those arguments are pretty flimsy. Though I could see Google as the nearest embodiment of the modern zeitgeist.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

THIS IS BLASPHEMY. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God.

Why did you have to ninja me with this?
Ehhh.
OT: Well, there goes another great idea.
Now all schools will have to consider evolution, creationism, FSM and Google.
Awesome.

 

[theComposer]

Oh my Google. It all makes sense now.

 

[ethaninja]

I guess anything can be god. My computer is my god, so thats pretty fun. Doesn't suprise me that (even if its a joke or not) there's people out there who believe Google is, are.. whatever.. gods.

 

[JemJar]

The Holy Trinity of Google, Facebook and Wikipedia - if none of those sites can tell you what you need to know, it just isn't worth knowing.

 

[Sjakie]

try asking your burdening questions in Google...you will probably get better answers then from God...certainly more diverse ones at that.

Google..the next best thing after God!
[sub]and it certainly answered more of my questions then God ever did[/sub]

 

[ryai458]

......ALL HAIL GOOGLE SHE IS OUR SAVIOR AND OUR LIGHT.NOW WE MUST SACRIFICE ONE INTERNET SITE FOR HER TO DEVOURER.

well lets see how bout we sacrifice escapistmagazine, or 4chan, maybe IGN, they have to be popular or almighty GOOGLE won't be satisfied.

 

[Joe Deadman]

Google is not omniscient. There are some things it simply cannot grasp.

Spoiler

Hilariously enough that video actually turns up as the sole result when searching ethraxtiel http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ethraxtiel see?

An interesting theory and its funny to see that they get so much hate mail over a joke.

 

[knight steel]

......ALL HAIL GOOGLE SHE IS OUR SAVIOR AND OUR LIGHT.NOW WE MUST SACRIFICE ONE INTERNET SITE FOR HER TO DEVOURER.

well lets see how bout we sacrifice escapistmagazine, or 4chan, maybe IGN, they have to be popular or almighty GOOGLE won't be satisfied.

Yes the sacrifice must be....but besides that wee must also destroy her enemy's such as internet explorer.

 

[Strykz]

Who knows? Maybe in a thousand years or two people will be Googleists.

 

[mcgroobber]

google is definitely the best search engine

 

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[Z(ombie)fan]

Spaghetti Monster's Church

i googled[/d] that.

sweet jesus WTF

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I don't believe in google.

But I do believe in faries. Google said they exis- Ffff.

 

[Warped Pixel]

This is a pretty out there concept of a joke and I have no doubt cults are forming as we speak

 

[Blanks]

well whatever it is, i deem it the greatest tool ever created >.>

 

[Chicago Ted]

My church of Simslam is superior!

All worship Will Wright! The great creator!

 

[Yoshemo]

We must sacrifice Facebook! God..I mean Google will surly end all wars from such a huge gift

 

[ragestreet]

Well it's more believable than worshipping a giant nearly-naked bearded man in the sky and his zombie son.