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Mr Snuffles

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Ok, to start, I shall explain what a google translate party is. A google translate party is when you take a phrase (or a paragraph or something of a similar ilk) and copy it into google translate, and translate it into a language that doesn't fit properly with English, for instance, Japanese or Yiddish. After you receive the translation, you put it back into the system and turn it back into English. You should repeat this process several times (say 5), and the end result is usually completely unrelated and hilarious!

Now I am asking you, fellow escapists, to pick any random thread and have a translate party with it, and post the end product in a spoiler box. Also to preserve my own dignity, I will do my own thread here. =)

[OK] to], Google will start a party I have to create a translation. Google translation is like a copy, or paragraph) Google like this, proper English, Yiddish, Japanese translation, the person will appear at the time that the English translation (or phrase, I met the type of translation to get the system deployed. some time (eg 5), this process is usually light, the final result must be repeated absolutely nothing! that

Now, Aristotle's choice of friends and any random threads, the final product to create a conversion Sadopatisupoirabokkusu is behind us. In order to protect their dignity, I run my own thread here.

PS. The random punctuation marks such as ] and ) are put there by google in their horrible translations for some reason!
 

Dr Commie

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Seems like a fun concept, i've done some stuff like this before. Mine came out pretty well ( I personally like the ending the most :D )

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Edit: I forgot to mention, I used the paragraph from the first poster.
 

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Just the first post of the Declawing Cats thread, couldn't translate the whole page.
So, I own two cats, and both of their front paws have been declawed. Recently, I've stumbled across a lot of folks on the internet and in real life who are getting on my case for it, calling it mutilation and cruelty. For the sake of conversation, I'm curious what you folks think. I've seen a lot of claims that it can cause enormous longterm problems, but frankly the attitude of the people saying so convinces me that while possibly based in truth, their claims are incredibly inflated. My two cats have never been anything but happy, and function quite the same as cats with claws that I've encountered, only without destroying my furniture. I remain on the side of declawing your cats, if you so choose.
So I have two cats declawed have both legs. Recently,
I am in real life, he was in the morning, I heard on the Internet is filled with many
So in my case, cutting to get the call cruel. For
Conversation, I think, people interested in the stack. I've seen a lot of claims
It can cause long-term problems in a forthright manner
I fact, people are sure to insist on say they
Incredible expansion. And my two cats are happy, do not
Features the same cut cat's claws, I encountered a very
My furniture was destroyed. I declawing the cat when you leave, I
Select this.
 

TheStickman

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My thunder brings all the fish sticks to the yard.

We bring the fish to the garden with all my thunder.

We bring the fish in the garden all my thunder.

We bring all of my fish in the garden of thunder.

We bring in the garden of my fish all the thunder.

My fish we bring all the thunder garden.

My fish, garden produce any lightning.

My fish and garden produce lightning.

My garden will produce fish and thunder.

My garden will produce fish and thunderstorms.

My garden is produced fish and thunderstorms.
 

Stone Wera

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Can we use Babelfish? How about more than one language? Like English to Yiddish to Japanese to Russian to English?
 

SnootyEnglishman

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My start off sentence.

I must have my spicy cheese on my sandwich with the condiments.

The translation into German.

Ich muss meine würzige Käse auf meinem Sandwich mit den Gewürzen haben

1st run through.

I need my spicy cheese on my sandwich with the spices have.
 

The Zango

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O, but also lock you can use the combustion ash doubt many "pull out a cigarette? O, Lee A companion document also unfortunately (because he is not gay), and looked at his hand under the frame.

He set his suspiciously large 'cigarette' down, still burning into its ashtray, might aswell enjoy the lock-down eh? He stared longingly upon the picture of his Girlfriend Leah (because he WAS NOT gay) and laid a hand upon the frame.'
 

Mr Snuffles

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Stone Wera said:
Can we use Babelfish? How about more than one language? Like English to Yiddish to Japanese to Russian to English?
Yes you can use multiple languages, it is just generally easier if you do it in just the one =)
 

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Translated: I first refers to a kind master. Out of all of her fire. Your medical assistance, or if you do not like to die? This is a clear day when I tell myself, it was dead.

I translated it in like, 4 languages. I'll see what else I can do.



EDIT: Armenian is a fantastic language to use! I used other languages too, but the first round in English after Armenian was messed up badly.
Translated: Are you now? I am very sensitive. Very nice indeed. Oh, I do not see to shoot. My mother said do not finish the job. Go to the store again
 

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RED DEAD REDEMPTION
What's the big deal about having a bounty on you?
I think they're delicious.

The Wild West: A time when men were men, women were women, and foreigners were subjugated.

It's also a time which is heavily romanticised. Cards in the saloon over a shot of whiskey, riding into the sunset, possibly with a spouse before domestic violence was considered anything actually wrong, and having duels with a man who disagreed with you on a subject you knew little to nothing about yourself.

It took 2004's grittier-than-the-sandman's-left-shoe cowboy epic Deadwood to show us that a period in history wherein we massacred an indigenous race so that we could build McDonald's restaurants everywhere might have been grim.
And the grimness continues into our own times, and it was never outlined more than with Rockstar's digital monolith of a series Grand Theft Auto. Ever since its third instalment it seems that anyone who questions the series' domination of every other games title had to have some kind of tumour or clot which blinded them to its greatness. Whatever the developer touches seems to turn into some kind of specialist hurricane which centres exclusively around your wallet.

Now it may surprise you, gentle reader, to learn that I think that the GTA series is a big bucket of okay.
I love playing it for about a week or so, but after a while I get bored or distracted. The problem, and indeed the point, of the series was that there was nothing stopping you from doing what you wanted, save for the police who pack munitions with all the danger and consequence of an angrily-hurled blancmange.

So the impact of wreaking havoc wears off almost as quickly as the series garners controversy. That ugly word that no one seems to realise helps a game sell. In fairness, Rockstar themselves pander to it with glee, providing you with the tools to chainsaw hookers, run down innocent pedestrians and generally be a naughty boy. But we have to keep things in proportion, and realise that the acts we see on screen are just that, pretend, and you should never kill anyone unless they might have oil and you can think of some contrived excuse to get away with it.

Politics burn.
Anyway, when my Trailer Friend[1] showed me a trailer for Rockstar's latest and I saw that your acts of genocide were not only frowned upon, but also had consequences, I must admit my curiosity was well and truly peaked.
So saddle up pardner, and let's mosey into the world of Red Dead Redemption - the only review of mine that has tumble weeds in the subject matter as well as the text.

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"You're just being mysterious

because you don't have a personality!"

I find that being grumpy works well too.

Now when it comes to characters, Rockstar like to make up for their complete lack of subtlety with their complete lack of subtlety.

Take, for example, Brucie from GTA4.
Testosterone driven, steroid enhanced, all the morals of an angry shark - while he was a fun character, he's not one you'd say would go down in the ages. But to their credit, they've always managed to pull out a convincing and iconic hero to be surrounded by the prerequisite nutters and sociopaths.

And in John Marston they have just that. A flawed hero, just in case you didn't have enough of those kicking around your media shelves, he's just a retired mass murderer trying to go straight and get his kids back from the government. His methods for getting you on his side vary from being extremely polite and courteous (in a manly way) to listing his crimes in a gruff, regretful voice. He's saved from being just another grizzled hero by looking like the sole of someone's shoe and having Rob Wiethoff give a beautifully smooth performance.

After moseying into town, Marston immediately occupies his free time with horse riding, scenery gazing and playing chicken with live bullets. Since he left his health regeneration at home that day, he had to be nursed back to health by Bonnie, who takes him under his wing in the ways of ranching. Now Bonnie, being one of the only females in the game, finds something incredibly attractive about his noughts-and-crosses face and has to live with the fact that she can't dance around that particular Maypole. She also fills out the prerequisite "modern woman in an old world" archetype and it has to be said, with all these stories featuring this character (Maid Marion, Fiona in Shrek, Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean, Catherine Zeta Jones in Zorro, Sharon Stone in The Quick and the Dead, and the list continues) it's amazing how equal rights didn't come sooner, following some kind of gender-fuelled bloodbath.

The rest of the cast, and playing the game you'll realise there's quite few of them, are all as quirky as you'd come to expect of the developer. Special mention goes to tonics merchant/conman Nigel West Dickens, whose deliciously camp capers lighten up the game whenever he's around.

The only thing really missing from the affair, and from a lot of Rockstar's games come to think of it, is an iconic bad guy. None of them are particularly well characterised, and we usually have to take the leads' word for it that they love washing blood out of the bank notes they steal from hard working innocents. Of all of them, Dutch gets the most screen time, but unless you're paying resolute attention you aren't going to glean any kind of insight into his character.

Not having played the first game, I assume from the cutscenes that all of these characters are in the original (Red Dead Revolver, in case you shut your brain off a few paragraphs ago) but if they aren't alluded to here, that isn't exactly a point in its favour.

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"You can help me right now...

... or I can put a bullet in your head and get on with my day."

Redemption takes time.

What every good protagonist needs is something to drive him, and here the steering wheel comes in the form of Marston trying to capture his erstwhile band of thugs and cut-throats and deliver final, shooty justice.

The only problem with this is actually finding them.
As you might have guessed, or been told by everyone within earshot, the world of Red Dead is absolutely sprawling. Now Rockstar have had some experience in this, aha, field, and have given the player a lush environment for them to get their genocide on in. Rolling hills, acrid desert, heat waves on the horizon - the entire map looks stunning.
But what's often overlooked is the feel of the map. Size is all well and good, but unless it feels real, it's only so much padding - not unlike underwear. Thankfully, here we're given a world that not only seems real, but feels lived in and dangerous. Every inch is necessary and vital, and used to its best extent. Rockstar have displayed that they understand the first rule of gaming: less is definitely more.

The only drawback to this is transport. There is a fast-travel function, and very welcome it is, but you're going to have to use your horse a lot. Now unless you have a worrying fetish for watching horse rectum bob up and down like a yo-yo, eventually you're going to get so bored your teeth will fall out. Especially during the longer missions, unless you're passing the time perforating the local wildlife, you may have to rig up some contrivance to steer the horse for you while you do something marginally more entertaining, like read a book or chisel off your own kneecaps. In fairness it not only gives the map scale, it also explains why cowboys walk like they do.

Anyway, I mentioned hunting the local critters because that's actually something you can do to make money, and it also involves the mainstay of almost any game: The Shooting.
Now Rockstar are famed for the shooting in their games, mainly because it took them six instalments of GTA to get something even remotely workable on the go, culminating in IV's over-the-shoulder system[2]. Thankfully Red Dead lifts the system from that almost wholesale, giving you the option between locking on to the target and allowing you to fine-tune for a headshot (Normal Targetting) or having complete free aim and dying a lot (Expert Targetting).

The morality system also rears its ugly head in the form of Honour. If you have honour, nice people will like you and give you store discounts (because that's how things work in real life) and if you are dishonourable they run away. Unless they are bad too, because if you're bad then other bad people won't shoot you or anything.
The thing is that John Marston constantly saying how he's trying to reform and get his family back to resume his simple life on a ranch doesn't exactly ring true when he's wearing local post office workers' innards as a necklace. It should really bring the game down, but instead it gives you a genuine reason to want to be good, and any crimes you commit become necessary evils to get your family back. It actually adds to the character, and makes it quite possibly the most effective moral system since Mass Effect 2.

Now aside from the story quests, which are engrossing, you also have the option to help people you meet along the way. Just simple little asides that add meat to the game's broth. Add to that a healthy selection of weaponry and horses to acquire, and you have a fairly lengthy gaming experience to look forward to. But horses and six shooters a sandbox game makes not. Everyone and their dog knows that what a game of this scale needs is minigames, and here you will not be disapointed. Poker, Liar's Dice, Finger Fillet, Horseshoes, Blackjack, Arm Wrestling - in short, if it don't need batteries you can do it.
I must say, once I played poker in a dusty saloon, a storm thundering outside, and thought to myself: "This is atmosphere."

All in all, it's really hard to fault the game. It looks great, the animations are smooth and fluent, and there's enough to keep you interested throughout the whole of its hefty play time. The only issue you can level at it are bugs, because spank mah' bootie and call m' Cleetus if there ain't a lot of them. Horses getting eaten by the map, sections of code not working and grinding the game to a halt, glitching... After a while it becomes less a question of incompetence and you begin to wonder if Rockstar actually have a quality control department.

But hey, it adds to the drama. In any "normal" or "finished" game you only have to contend with enemy AI, here you have the added tension of wondering if the game will actually work until you can hit a save point.

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"We hunt to eat...

... The white man hunts for sport."

What's surprising is that a game from this developer actually can take the moral high ground.

The Verdict? The Auto may be gone, but the Grand is not.

It may have catastrophic technical issues, but it speaks volumes about the game's quality that this won't stop you enjoying it. Also the least controversial work the infamous developer has done, and all the better for it. Your actions are dictated by the way you interpret the character, and more often than not you'll want to be the hero.

Here Rockstar invites you to hate the player.
Not the game.

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Can't sleep? Me either.

Stave off your inevitable suicide by reading my other attempts at literature.
[1] Everyone has one of these; someone who sends you links to things you probably want to see, but are too lazy to watch when they want to talk about it. This time I was lucky (i.e. not masturbating).
[2] In what I like to call the "fuck it we'll copy Resident Evil" approach.
Rome Map
Caffeine | Pulse
Replacing the Red Death
What are you please have a great advantage?
I think they are delicious.

The Wild West: men men, women and the conquest of time for foreign women.

There are romantic difficult time. Sansettowainbasutokado reading pub, probably after a duel with the man against the problem of domestic violence, spouse and I actually do something wrong you know a little something about you.

This, 2004 grittyer years was - like - - sand - Links - shoes cowboy epic, we have time in history, the race of Native Americans, because we announced that the McDonald's and to show us to build a restaurant where the massacre of deadvood rough.
Grimness more of our own time, it also rokxtar Shirizugurandosefutooto digital goods is not explained. Since the third installment, the great question of all tumor control each other games seem to have his set of several types of blood clots in the blind them. To be a wallet like a hurricane expert from the center slightly touch it all the developers.

Now I was, GTA series, you might surprise readers to learn to think big buckets [OK] will be a.
I love that about a week or I get distracted by the Commission to play in it yet. A series of problems, you really do have a point, danger, anger, all the while - down to save you on hold for police and military were slow to blankmange.

The Time Traveler Shirizuganazu off a little early, to this effect as a matter of chaos wreaking. Foul language, selling half of the game to get anyone. Just an innocent pedestrian, willing to pander to them to provide tools Chensofukkazu the press run, rokxtar are generally mischievous. However, you must keep things in proportion, our screen is doing us, our realized that oil there, you have to with whom you can think of to get it away excuses can not kill unless they are just a few unnatural act.

Political fire.
Anyway, the share of my friends 1] rokxtar final me [and I have been carried out of your eyebrows, please see there was genocide, one minute a result, only I'm not peak was shown to actually have to admit curiosity.
Mojireddodeddo partner because of the saddle in the world do, and Redemption - as well as my text, tumble weeds and assessment only subjects.

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"You are mysterious

You do not have a personality! "

Grumpy I was also to find a job.

Characters will now, rokxtar to compensate for their lack of complete and total lack of sensitivity to subtle.

The GTA 4, brusye Here is an example.
If he is not one, testosterone, steroid-driven enhancement, sharp all morally wrong - he was of good character, 'd say go to the downtime. But trust them, compelling them to hold ikonik the always've can draw is surrounded by an eccentric anti-social prerequisites.

They Jonmasuton just that. If you are not completely avoid the media kick your shelf just ride out a hero, the original killer straight again he was trying to get his son from the government. How to repent his sins from his voice is very polite and courteous (because the Manriuei) to get his side of the chart, the list is different. He crows in the bottom of the shoes that just grizzled hero vyethoff provides smooth performance at the shop looks like someone is beautiful.

Marston, after occupying their free time reading, watching money immediately to the scene of a horse town to play chicken Moseying. Health nurse is his way home Bakkuboni idyllic man under his wing, because it takes a day, leaving his health to play, he has been. Bonnie is now a game for only one woman, all he has something - and - that appeal to find the actual face of the cross, and she can not dance, to send that particular maple I can not believe it. She also original "Happy Old World signed a contemporary woman," a prerequisite for the character all posts (Marian's piano terror immediately pirate karibbean with care Nye, Katrin Zoro Jones, Sharon Stone, bone, please see the Please note that death is followed by a list), this is a great way to get home with some kind of straight sex was not right. - The blood bath of fuel.

The rest of the cast to play the game you'll notice that some of them all as very Quirky, 'd for the development is expected. Special mention to the dealer tonic / Komannigeruuesuto of the dikkens, Kyanpukeipazu good his game is moved around lights.

The only real than, ikonik he does not think the game is missing many rokxtar villain. None of them particularly distinctive, we love the word normal and reading needs cleaning take their blood bank, they point out sin to steal from hard work. You are not going to type as long as there is not a steady focus on the character of his insights into the green, most of the time idle screen all Dutch people.

If you do not play the first game where the source suggested, I am your brain, the back bit) If you shut down the term, ISN is the only advantage to the point G Reddodeddoriboruba assume all characters from the original (ie, kutssenes.

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"You can help me now ...

... I take a day or I can put a bullet in your head. "

Exchange will take time.

I came to it, the shape of Mars on the steering wheel to get his band of thugs from the cut - throat and, ultimately driving shooti the hero he is trying to achieve justice, should be all good.

The only problem with this is actually found.
Never heard irregular world are all dead or red might have been talking about your company. Now this area rokxtar, experienced players such as Roringuhira the acrid desert, the heat wave on the horizon inch Massacre - so you get a great site for all of them, gave the green environment.
However, it is often overlooked that the atmosphere of the site. The size is all well and good, except when it feels real, it's just so much padding - and underwear are completely different. Thankfulli is here, it is a world that seems to give the reality lives in danger. Are essential to every inch is used to its highest level. Rokxtar their first game show is to understand the rules: Three things

The only drawback to this move. This is faster - Travel to work, very welcome it, we will use a variety of horses for you. I'm your teeth, so the board that it will drop out now, yes up and down, except yes, please see our horse rectum Bobufechi eventually change. except mission, particularly from local wildlife pass through your time, but you will enjoy reading something only in the patella needs to lead his horse as a clear March Contrivance is part of the rig for you. Fair is the only site to give the size of it, what the cowboys are listed as they go.

That's because you really have something, just to make money, I can do to remember Rokarukuritta hunting, and almost every major game: the camera is included.
Hall of Fame now, GTA a shooter, and go for something in particular, is getting six installments Rimotohaifuro, rokxtar there is a crescendo - - shoulder system [2. Red Dead Thankfulli, mostly from the wholesale option, you can lock in a fine target - the head (usually the target), more freedom for the purpose of (full or professional target) to lift the system's death be adjusted.

Morale system is also in the form of honor, and rears its ugly head. If the honor is a wonderful person like you, discount stores you (it works in the real world, given how things are) when they are run off the Dasa shame. If you have some other bad they do not shoot it so bad, if you are poor, they are not.
It is Jonmasuton him how ranch back always simple, but to resume his life in trying to reform just to get home the true exactly when he was not wearing a wrestling Neck Local organs of postal workers. Rather than it actually is down, bring your game, it can be a real good reason to get the family needed to communicate with your evil crimes you back. It is a moral system, because it is probably the most effective, it is actually the character, adding, Mass Effect 2's.

Quest is an engrossing story from far away, this option is also useful for people who need to meet. Episode, add the meat of the game just a little gravy. When the transfer is added to the horse to get their arms and are looking for healthy choices gaming experience considerably. However, 06 horses Shutazusandobokkusu game. Everyone's dog, and not be aware of this size mini disapointed. In poker, Leon, finger filet, horseshoes, blakkjakk, arm wrestling - in short, it does not require a battery dies you can do it to you.
I, once I, in a dusty salon, Sandaringupoka I thought he played a storm have to say: "an atmosphere like this."

All in all, the game is really hard to fault it. That's great, smooth animation, fluency, it is sufficient to maintain Hefutigemu interest of the entire time. If it is not many of them, hit the horse 'booty call' is kleetus is the only problem, you can tell him to expect. Stop the running game not a horse, glittshing Map ate grinding section of the code sequence of the following rokxtar incompetence ... problems in the quality department if you have actually started or be.

But hey, it adds drama. The assertion of the game "Standard" or "party" is this game really add up, but we can win Sutoresuwandaringu save a good point, the enemy island.

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We hunt and eat ...

Hunt Sports ... white males. "

Game developers can take it's amazing how real moral force.

Decision-making? The car may have been ground.

This may be a critical technical issue, the quality of the game it is going to have fun does not stop it does not speak volumes. Developers are notorious discussion, at least not all the good work. Your actions are interpreted as any character, if not more often, it is determined hero.

Rokxtar case, you can invite players hate.
However, the game.

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And so I went to Google, and fed it a piece of writing for it to translate for me to use. It contained many words, archaic and polysyllabic, and clauses combined with a word order to resemble poetry. I had it switched to French, then German, in turn to Spanish and finally, when all was done, the piece was published, with it's source of origin, the original phrase

That is, in fact, what I started with

And then went to Google, feeding a letter to use it to translate for me. It contains many words, archaic and polysyllabic and conditions will be combined into one word, to look like poetry. I had switched to French, German, and then again in Spanish, and finally, when all was ready, the game was released with its original source, the original expression

And I Google to translate it and I went to used to write some offers. This word often is a combination of poetry contained in the old phrase and syllable words array. German and Spanish language in order to finally changed my work are all that French has it, the original was published made it to the original phrase