Got any Fallout jokes?
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Errr, I mean why did America and China bomb each other?
Because they had a "falling out".
*tumbleweed*
*cricket noises*
*cough*
OK thanks, fixed it. I thought of it in like 2 seconds and it wasn't really suppossed to be funny.Jaranja said:
went to the mall the other day and saw a hot chick, but when I brought up my V.A.T.S. it said I had a 0% chance of hitting that
"I had dinner at the Ultra-Luxe the other night. I told them my steak tasted funny. They said it was a clown."
"I know a guy, his motto is Love Thy Neighbor. He lives next to a brothel."
"People say it's hard to survive the Wasteland - hey, how hard can it be, the water glows in the dark!"
"Hey, what about that suit Benny wears? If I had a suit like that, the ladies would be all over me. What, you expect a punchline? The guy pays my salary!"
"They really care about your privacy here at the Tops. Even room service has an unlisted number!"
there u go some Fallout Jokes
"I know a guy, his motto is Love Thy Neighbor. He lives next to a brothel."
"People say it's hard to survive the Wasteland - hey, how hard can it be, the water glows in the dark!"
"Hey, what about that suit Benny wears? If I had a suit like that, the ladies would be all over me. What, you expect a punchline? The guy pays my salary!"
"They really care about your privacy here at the Tops. Even room service has an unlisted number!"
there u go some Fallout Jokes
"Why are they called SUPER mutants?
WHAT about them is so SUPER?!?
And what is the deal with Radscorpions?
What makes them so RAD?"
WHAT about them is so SUPER?!?
And what is the deal with Radscorpions?
What makes them so RAD?"
What has 6 legs, 2 claws, and sees gun-toting chupacabras?
A No-Barkscorpion
OH GOD I AM SO SORRY.
A No-Barkscorpion
OH GOD I AM SO SORRY.
Q: Where can you find members of Caesar's Legion?
A: Just "Roman" around their camps!
Ha ha, get it? Get it?!
A: Just "Roman" around their camps!
Ha ha, get it? Get it?!
Let's tell some jokes to pass the time!
It's so hard to sleep in New Vegas. A woman was banging on my door all night. Eventually I had to let her out!
I've been in love with the same woman for 17 years. Just don't tell my wife!
Atoms have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
It's so hard to sleep in New Vegas. A woman was banging on my door all night. Eventually I had to let her out!
I've been in love with the same woman for 17 years. Just don't tell my wife!
Atoms have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
At least Cannibal Johnson mentions him, although actually being able to meet him once again would be epic! However, he is probably dead by the time New vegas takes place considering the NCR attacked Navarro.Ninjamedic said:
