Got any funny stories?

[Ciarang]

Have you got any funny stories?

I know this is a kinda pathetic idea but oh well

 

[Gxas]

Why not start the thread with one of your own? If you know its a pathetic idea, why make a new topic about it?

 

[Ciarang]

Once two 10-year-olds walked up to my friend at a festival and asked if he wanted to smoke grass (normal grass from the ground) in toilet paper

Yeah it's rubbish but that's why I started this thread

 

[Aardvark]

One time I woke up in a tree. Naked.

 

[Ciarang]

One time I woke up in a tree. Naked.

LOL

 

[wewontdie11]

No. My life is a constant toil of drudgery and misery with no light at the end of the tunnel because the train coming towards me has turned it off.

Nah seriously I don't really. And this thread is pretty thin...

 

[kapzer]

Woke up on my 18th birthday tied to a lampost in nothing but underwear, woohoo :/

 

[I Love Fire]

My dog humped my sister when she was sleeping one time. My dog is a pug too.

 

[Aardvark]

My dog humped my sister when she was sleeping one time. My dog is a pug too.

But what about your sister?

 

[ZeroMachine]

My dog humped my sister when she was sleeping one time. My dog is a pug too.

That...

... wow. I'm gonna go over... here... now... ::runs away::

::runs back:: Actually, I have a story myself. One time, me and three other friends were hanging out. Two of them love the show NCIS and were talking about it, and when they kept saying "NCIS" my other friend, who is a bit of a ditz, said "are you guys spelling INCEST? Creeps..."

From that point forward, we refered to incest as NCIS and made awkward incest jokes as much as possible, just to rub it in his face. Good times... good times XD