Got Milk?

[thethingthatlurks]

cow milk, becasue im normal.

Right, because nothing is more normal than ingesting the lactation of a large smelly member of a different species...

Blargh, I hate milk! I know being 22 is supposed to cure me of these things, but I refuse to drink milk (or eat butter)! But if pressed, I guess I'd say Grizzly milk. Good luck getting me some!

 

[interspark]

cow milk, becasue im normal.

Pretty much, I'm sure most other milks would taste wierd or downright disgusting to us.

so you think the milk of say, our closest relatives, gorrilas would be disgusting, while bovine milk should taste just fine? that makes no sense! we only mass produce cow milk because they can produce it even when they have no young to feed it to! it's got nothing to do with the taste!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I've been itching for some Balverine milk...

TAS-TAY!!

 

[beniki]

Hmm. Dragon or unicorn milk.

And before anyone says, I'm going to say that dragons have both eggs and produce milk through sheer awesomeness.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I've been itching for some Balverine milk...

TAS-TAY!!

That would be interesting. Tastes like violence!

I'd like to try Tasmanian Tiger milk.

 

[Firetaffer]

Probably some hot singer or something. Hey you said mammals right?

 

[C95J]

Brahmin milk I bet it tastes like radiation!

I was wondering how you got your glowing complection.

OT: Yeti milk!

 

[Sparrow]

Hum--

Countdown until someone jokingly says "human"

God dammit.

 

[JoshGod]

I forget which but there's an animal that sweats milk. I'll have one glass please (not for myself of course).

 

[shadyh8er]

Takin milk! I want a little bit of the world's rarest species of horned-and-hoofed animals inside of me!

......

(I hope Madara doesn't read that).

 

[interspark]

I forget which but there's an animal that sweats milk. I'll have one glass please (not for myself of course).

the platypus and echidna, which, curiously enough, are also the only mammals to lay eggs!

lol, im trying to sound like such a smart-ass but i totally googled it!

 

[rokkolpo]

cow milk, becasue im normal.

So... it's normal to drink the milk of another animal? Bare in mind we're the only animal recorded to actively choose the milk of another animal over our own.

OT: I don't know... velociraptor milk?

I'm pretty sure a velociraptor isn't a mammel xD

 

[Verlander]

Platypus milk.

I always wondered.

Their eggs are the only eggs poisonous to humans, so maybe not. Do they even lactate?

EDIT: They do, but they don't haver teats, so they lactate through their skin. Weird fucking animals

 

[Drakmeire]

Wow i just remembered the Rob Schneider movie "The Animal" and now I'm thinking about the Badger Milk scene. Does anyone else even remember that movie?

Is that the one where

Spoiler

he is hurt in a car crash and some crazy guy pieces him together with animal parts?

ya, I'm shocked I still remember that piece of crap.

 

[rekabdarb]

Non-fat milk of the i ono, who cares.

I guess human, just remove the bitter... ( or was it sour...)

 

[dragonslayer32]

Wow i just remembered the Rob Schneider movie "The Animal" and now I'm thinking about the Badger Milk scene. Does anyone else even remember that movie?

Is that the one where

Spoiler

he is hurt in a car crash and some crazy guy pieces him together with animal parts?

ya, I'm shocked I still remember that piece of crap.

Me too, I rented it on VHS when it came out and almost asked for a refund...