grab a book

[Quaxar]

Uh... a djinn with a magical amulette? Thank you, Bartimaeus, I think I'm settled.

 

[Seneschal]

I don't own books with pictures, mine are full of smart, grown up words.

Christ, I just realized my book shelves are the same. OH NO, I'VE BECOME A BORING OLD MAN!

Can I draw a CD case? I've got loads of those, and most of them have pictures.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Awesome! I've always wanted a pet Deathclaw.

 

[mechanixis]

Good thing I have all these books filled with pictures of 'a hand using a spell.' (?)

 

[nuba km]

My books have words.

I'm sorry, should I run out and purchase Dr Seuss?

I'm offended by you humans. Always implying that we aliens are violent and/or read picture books.

well I am talking about aliens from the alien serious and I would be impressed if they read picture books

Are you trying to say "Series" whenever you write "serious"? It helps if you use the correct word.

If so, they're called Xenomorphs. One of my best pals is a Xenomorph and he reads all kinds of books.

dyslexic I try to use the right words but if people get what I am trying to say it is fine with me also that is the reason I didn't say xenomorphs because I didn't know how to spell it. well I have met and killed many xenomorphs al of which couldn't even count to 3 also I am implying that puny humans read picture books and that xenomorphs are at war with humans who presumed they were violent (starting the war).

 

[nuba km]

Good thing I have all these books filled with pictures of 'a hand using a spell.' (?)

you know like in a D&D book with a hand that has a fire ball coming out of it but nothing else. I also mentioned it because someone asked about it.

 

[Xanadu84]

Dammit...I have D+D books, but the closest book was, "America: The Book" from The Daily Show. And so I get George W Bush. In a Cowboy hat at his ranch. Hard to get any worse.

 

[Aerialfrogg]

I Control Santa!
I also control the minds of the world's children by default.

 

[Malgorath]

I get a random Super Mutant. Thanks Fallout 3 manual!

 

[Mistermixmaster]

if it's a weapon you atomically know how to use it same goes for cars, tanks, planes etc.

What? So, do I get the P-51D Mustang, or do I just learn how to fly it? Or do I get both the plane and the know-how to pilot it? If the latter is the case, let's hope their weakness is WW2 planes... xD

On a semi-related note, I just realized how few of my books have pictures in them...

 

[Harlemura]

I have a radio. Not some communication one, just an ol' FM radio.
Time to hope it melts alien brains with its wavelength! Or something!

 

[nuba km]

if it's a weapon you atomically know how to use it same goes for cars, tanks, planes etc.

What? So, do I get the P-51D Mustang, or do I just learn how to fly it? Or do I get both the plane and the know-how to pilot it? If the latter is the case, let's hope their weakness is WW2 planes... xD

On a semi-related note, I just realized how few of my books have pictures in them...

both so yea just hope that a face huger doesn't get my bald eagle or you will have to fight flying aliens.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

No picture within, i'm going with the cover art.

The book is called "Swedish Mafia" (but in swedish). The picture are 10 members from the notorious group Bandidos MC. I win, these guys once blew up the clubhouse the biggest Hells Angels chapter in Sweden. WITH A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER!

Granted, we could probably not kill billions of aliens but we could become the awesomest resistance force on the planet. I'd imagine Sweden's endless forests are just even harder finding someone in than the mountains in afghanistan.

yes but they can also be use for the aliens advantage moving thought the tree tops and the leaves that cover the ground.

90% of the trees in sweden are pine or spruce trees, does those aliens have tough skin? They're gonna need it. And they grow too thick to hide in anyway. That vegetation can work against us is true though, especially if they insist on bringing their bikes.

 

[rockera]

i got jesus.... is he gonna be all liek no wy mayn i aint killin no aliens !11!1! or isi gonna be cull and liek maek um all go boom n shit.
joke aside
OP: I have a tyrannosaurus Rex... awesome....awesome to the max.

 

[Something Amyss]

hm.... THe dark tower is a smart grown up book.

So many things wrong with that one sentence.

 

[nuba km]

snip

they are the xenomorphs from the alien serious. so they have extremely tough skin acid for blood amazing stealth give off no heat razor sharp tail and claws that can cut through tails use their opponents as ovaries and are very very fast and acrobatic.

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n5/n25536.jpg

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. But I am so not screwed. As this wonderful book points out, when a hero is greatly outnumbered it merely makes it more obvious that he will be the victor. Ten million aliens? Bring it.

 

[Sun Flash]

Tony Blair? Damn Textbooks.

Hmm, maybe he could spray verbal diarrhea to scare them off?

It's either that or the Very Hungry Catepillar...

 

[Something Amyss]

Cthulhu lives in R'lyeh, not a different dimension.

Yeah, but given Lovecraft, he probably counts as an alien and anyone who flips to him dies anyway.

Oh, Lovecfrat, bless your xenophobic heart.

 

[Something Amyss]

Two posts eaten? It could happen.