grab a book

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Mine has this guy on the cover;

I win.

Ahha almost grabbed that book good thing I didn't


Uhhh Joachim Murat huh I get the most dashing and daring Frenchman to ever live as my defender en garde!

 

[Berethond]

I get Grand Moff Tarkin.

He'll just intimidate the aliens to death.

 

[akibawall95]

Well this is no fun, I'm reading Stephen King's The Stand and the picture I got is of a dead man. So... I'm dead too.

 

[kikon9]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

great now you need to figure out how to get him out of his dimension before the aliens eat you.

Cthulhu lives in R'lyeh, not a different dimension.

well I presume R'lyeh is a different planet he still has to wait for cthulhu to travel the distance and then everyone dead.

R'lyeh is under the sea. It's a city.

 

[HotPocket]

I got a picture of a lynchmob from a textbook.

I guess it could work.

 

[SirDerick]

Time machine, I now travel back in time to buy a picture book of big guns.

 

[nightwolf667]

Looks like I get Captain Marvel, Hawkgirl, Mr. Terrific, plus Metamorph and Vandal Savage with the Orb of Ra that can summon sand zombies. I think I'm gonna be A-Okay. Bring it on alien scum.

 

[Zhukov]

I got... an Italian cookbook.

With a picture of, lesse now... ah yes... a picture of neapolitan beef and olive stew.

Those aliens won't know what hit them.

 

[PleasantKenobi]

I shut my eyes and picked a book at random from my shelf, and joy of joys I picked this

Fear the Magic Roundabout of Swindon, alien scum!

I have actually been around that roundabout a few times. The Aliens are fucked.

 

[PleasantKenobi]

Looks like I get Captain Marvel, Hawkgirl, Mr. Terrific, plus Metamorph and Vandal Savage with the Orb of Ra that can summon sand zombies. I think I'm gonna be A-Okay. Bring it on alien scum.

Book? Something JSA? Man, I fucking love DC.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

I picked up The Inferno... I now get hell, and everything contained there in. I do believe I win gentlemen.

 

[Steam Colossus]

I now have a room full of people who have survived the zombie apocalypse and some zombies and wine... oh did I mention the people are unarmed...

 

[Steam Colossus]

I don't own books with pictures, mine are full of smart, grown up words.

I don't own any books with pictures, but I'm not pretentious enough to dismiss them as a medium.

Good sir, I do believe you win.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I control the Red Army. As the Germans will gladly inform you, superior weapons will not stop tens of millions of determined Soviets and their full complement of tanks, aircraft, and artillery. Have fun.

 

[nightwolf667]

Looks like I get Captain Marvel, Hawkgirl, Mr. Terrific, plus Metamorph and Vandal Savage with the Orb of Ra that can summon sand zombies. I think I'm gonna be A-Okay. Bring it on alien scum.

Book? Something JSA? Man, I fucking love DC.

Yup, it's JSA #6 Savage Times. I gotta whole bunch of JSA comics sitting next to me, though I could've ended up with The Witchblade or R.E.D which wouldn't be bad choices either.

I love DC too.

 

[The Red Spy]

The Christmas TV guide gave me Lemurs... Terrific.

The New Scientist gave me the planet HAT-P-7, I suppose I can be greatful for my new retreat or used to destroy the oncoming fleet if I can make them somehow collide.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

alright, so i chose a book on first aid and got something on dressing wounds on wrist... do i win or fale?

 

[Ekonk]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

Cthulhu is an alien, which means you die.

 

[Socius]

I'm going to beat aliens with the hichhikers guide to the galaxy? Sweet!

 

[F-I-D-O]

Ok, i get a mechwarrior dropship. Containing > or = one hundred mechs, huge infantry force, and a plethora of tanks, aircraft, and hovercraft.
*powers up a Jupiter mech, custom Loki mech, a Forester mech, Catapult, Vulture, squad of Partisans, and a Thor.
Ehh...they use power to move
*Fires arsenal of dropship's weapons, before launching mechs to clean up the mess.
I do believe I am successful. A xenomorph cannot face a 100 ton mech.