grab a book

[mindlessvulgarity]

I shut my eyes and picked a book at random from my shelf, and joy of joys I picked this

Fear the Magic Roundabout of Swindon, alien scum!

I laughed at this for a full minute.

OT: I opened My copy of this months Empire Magazine, TAKE SIMON PEGG AND ANDY SERKIS TO THE FACE ALIEN SCUM.

 

[Sangtrain]

I opened an Artbooklet near me at the time of reading this first post...


Deathwing from WoW.

so first he'll probably "Loldragon" all over the aliens then turn around and eat me for not being able to stop the invasion by myself...or something equally absurd.

 

[Kafloobop]

Lost at Sea by Bryan Lee O' Mally.....wtf am I supposed to do with this?

 

[strangemoose]

world of warcraft cataclysm art book
YES I GET DEATHWING AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[Yopaz]

Can it be the cover of a book? The one I'm reading now only has a map or two in the way of images, and that wouldn't be very helpful against aliens.

If I can use the cover, then I have complete control over The Dragon Reborn, a powerful Aes Sedai, and a Draghkar. I think I've got this alien invasion covered.

As long as you have The Dragon Reborn you should be safe.

 

[Disaster Button]

I don't own books with pictures, mine are full of smart, grown up words.

I don't own any books with pictures, but I'm not pretentious enough to dismiss them as a medium.

Oh please, I was hardly being serious.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I don't own books with pictures, mine are full of smart, grown up words.

Yeah, I'm with this guy.

Unless autobiographies count, but I'd rather not fend off the alien invasion with Sean Astin as my only defense.

 

[Lullabye]

Well, I have a complete guide to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. And the only page with pictures is the one with all the necessities one needs for traveling the universe. So yeah.
I have a towel and a bag.

 

[Father Tunde]

Mehrunes Dagon. God bless you Oblivion game guide.

 

[Nouw]

Moby Dick. Can I launch whales into the sky?

 

[Mr Pantomime]

I picked up Japanese LAnguage, Life and Culture. I have a Tidal wave. Hope theyre Signs Aliens, or just ones that can drown really. If theyre amphibious im fucked

 

[loc978]

The only books I own with pictures in 'em are textbooks. I now have a metal lathe. Joy...

 

[Railgun88]

Cool my book has a Bristol Fighter S. Catch me now mofos. Hahahaha.

 

[Mordwyl]

The Christian God will fight aliens for me. I win.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I grabbed the "Zombie Survival Guide" and turned to page 37...

CHAINSAW MOFO's!!!

I love that book!

 

[Drakmeire]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

Cthulhu is an alien, which means you die.

No alien=another planet
Cthulhu=another universe as well as being more of a god than an animal.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I now control Cthulhu thanks guy.
FEAR ME MORTALS!

great now you need to figure out how to get him out of his dimension before the aliens eat you.

"Oh but you forgot to turn on the lights!"
*You were eaten by a grue*

 

[Drakmeire]

The Christian God will fight aliens for me. I win.

ummm wait, where did you find a picture of the christian God?

 

[Trippy Turtle]

my sister got this picture bible out as a joke.... i got a desert.....why me.

For the record the only religion i will ever follow is the invisible pink unicorns.

Spoiler: dont read if you will be offended

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."

 

[Sallix]

I opened up my Physics textbook, on the page are two pictures, one of James Clerk Maxwell and Ludwig Boltzmann.

I think I'll take Maxwell with me, I reckon he could handle himself in a fight better than Boltzmann. He also has the mightier beard. Which is important when it comes to fighting hordes of aliens.