GRAB SOMETHING!!!

[Simple Bluff]

I wasnt going to post, but the closest thing to me is beer.

A Beer can would be a pretty good weopon, right?

Im so frickin lonely

 

[archvile93]

yes, i brought back the "grab something" threads, i just had this awesome idea for one!

ok, look around the room you are now in and select something, be it an item of furniture or something on your desk, as long as it's not attatched to the building it's ok! (you don't actually have to pick it up), once you have done that, AND NOT BEFORE!!!, click on the spoiler

Spoiler: got something?

oh no! you have fallen through a wormhole and are now in deep space! and have only the object you just selected! Assuming that The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is correct in saying that you can survive in space for 30 seconds with a lungful of air, exactly how long do you have to live?

EDIT: people have quite correctly pointed out that few thing's would help much in this situation, short of plastic bottles and scuba gear, so instead of focusing on how much time you have, how do you feel about your current situation?

Even scuba gear wouldn't help too much since it's going to be colder than hell is hot.

 

[Quaxar]

A hairbrush. At least I go with great hair!

Though I think I'd just use my thumb and wait for the next passing ship. I'm feeling lucky.

 

[Ibanez887]

Ill take an AK-47 with a drum magazine holding about 300 rounds (Yes, I know how heavy that will be)
I should be safe....

 

[Yarpie]

I picked up an old cup of pre made coffee, now slightly mouldy and smelling absolutely putrid (why the hell have I left there for so long?). This just blows!

 

[No Good Names Left]

Wardrobe? Ummm, I honestly don't know what to do.

 

[Padwolf]

My wiimote lightsaber... I wish it was a real one now...well, I'm screwed!

 

[Macgyvercas]

Seeing as the odds of me being rescued are 2 to the power of 2,079,460,347 to 1 against, my sword might not help me much.

 

[The Austin]

I have a wind-up dinosaur toy from a Burger King happy meal.... I'm fucked.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I picked up my PS3 controller.

You know I've always wanted to play a realistic space reality game for the PS3, but this isn't what I really had in mind, bye world.

 

[Wes1180]

I grabbed my spaceship
But in all seriousness I picked a bottle of water

 

[19]

Shit......I thought it was going to be another kill a zombie thread....so i grabbed a knife

Same, I grabbed a sword. I thought "Great! the one time I can use it!" but damn.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I got a teacup. I'm safe !
A damn shame i already emptied the 6pack, i am gonna die boozeless

 

[shadow741]

I picked up my dog, I feel like an asshole now.

 

[A Gentelmenly Moron]

I had two choices. NASA spacesuit, or blue sharpie marker. In my last 30 seconds the greatest thing I'll ever accomplish will be to scribble on a UFO.

 

[PoliceBox63]

I have a nail file... I can die content that my nails are neat!

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I grabbed a pocket knife, so I have 30 seconds or as long as it takes to kill myself, whichever's shorter. Son of a *****...

 

[silver wolf009]

A calculator. Damn it, explosive decompression is not really a nice way to go.

 

[C95J]

Oh lucky me! It seems I randomly picked up the astronaut suit and oxygen tank I just had lying around!

In all serious, I would just solve the rubiks cube I am holding...

 

[TheLefty]

I picked up my guitar. If I'm going to die from explosive decompression/suffocation/however the hell one dies in space I'm going out with an awesome blues solo.