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Bluexstriker

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It may be tedious, but I'm talking about nine year olds who saw people getting dismembered and thought to themselves, "This is boring." I'm no moral crusader, and most kids aren't innocent, those bastards, but come on. They have the same parents who complain about violent video games.
 

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This thread has just degenerated into people who think Australia is somehow a retarded censorship ridden country against actual Australians against the occassional underage idiot who thinks he is mature enough to make his own decisions when it comes for this stuff.

OT: Im glad we as Australians are finally gonna improve our rating systems which will lead to no games being banned and/or edited NOT MORE GAMES BEING CENSORED AND BANNED YOU IGNORANT FOOLS.
 

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Bluexstriker said:
It may be tedious, but I'm talking about nine year olds who saw people getting dismembered and thought to themselves, "This is boring." I'm no moral crusader, and most kids aren't innocent, those bastards, but come on.
Being a shitty parent and a hypocrit isn't a crime.
 

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Zenode said:
OT: Im glad we as Australians are finally gonna improve our rating systems which will lead to no games being banned and/or edited NOT MORE GAMES BEING CENSORED AND BANNED YOU IGNORANT FOOLS.
BUT I READ ON THE INTERNET THAT AUSTRALIANS ARE RACIST NAZIS WHO FORCE FEED KFC TO BLACK PEOPLE AND THEN KILL JOURNALISTS WHO TRY TO TELL ANYONE!!!
 

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It's good that Australia may be finally able to ensure that legal adults can make decisions about the type of media they consume instead of that decision being taken away by an antiquated rating system. I hope these talks work out.

I've got a good feeling about them too. Michael Atkinson's out of the picture and one of the dudes fronting one of the gaming lobby groups, Electronic Frontiers Australia, seems like a sharp dude. I heard a radio interview from him where he explained simply and clearly to make the presenter, who obviously was clueless about video games, to understand his organisation's stance and even what video games are. That's key of course, games are mostly shunned due to a lack of understanding. If that can get accross there's really no reason that logic can't finally prevail.
 

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I've called the Police. All of them.
What, Davo, Johnno AND Tezza?

That's a bit of overkill, isn't it?
Maybe. I just panicked, I guess. I even asked if they could pull Macca off the recent Milat-murder investigation to come and assist. I mean, we've got like 7 slabs of beer here and not enough of us to carry them. They'll get lighter as we go, though. And really, if anyone still goes to Belanglo anymore, it's their fault if they get murdered.
What? Didn't they tell you? Macca's on annual leave and fucked off to Bali until mid-January.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
I've called the Police. All of them.
What, Davo, Johnno AND Tezza?

That's a bit of overkill, isn't it?
Maybe. I just panicked, I guess. I even asked if they could pull Macca off the recent Milat-murder investigation to come and assist. I mean, we've got like 7 slabs of beer here and not enough of us to carry them. They'll get lighter as we go, though. And really, if anyone still goes to Belanglo anymore, it's their fault if they get murdered.
What? Didn't they tell you? Macca's on annual leave and fucked off to Bali until mid-January.
Marq said:
Oh, shit. Really? I just let him borrow my boogie-board and the bag I keep it in. Hope that bastard doesn't decide to stay longer.
I love you guys.
 

RhombusHatesYou

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Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
I've called the Police. All of them.
What, Davo, Johnno AND Tezza?

That's a bit of overkill, isn't it?
Maybe. I just panicked, I guess. I even asked if they could pull Macca off the recent Milat-murder investigation to come and assist. I mean, we've got like 7 slabs of beer here and not enough of us to carry them. They'll get lighter as we go, though. And really, if anyone still goes to Belanglo anymore, it's their fault if they get murdered.
What? Didn't they tell you? Macca's on annual leave and fucked off to Bali until mid-January.
Oh, shit. Really? I just let him borrow my boogie-board and the bag I keep it in. Hope that bastard doesn't decide to stay longer.
nah, should be okay. If he gets into trouble he can bribe his way out of it with the 5 kilos of smack I had to help him hide up his arse.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
I've called the Police. All of them.
What, Davo, Johnno AND Tezza?

That's a bit of overkill, isn't it?
Maybe. I just panicked, I guess. I even asked if they could pull Macca off the recent Milat-murder investigation to come and assist. I mean, we've got like 7 slabs of beer here and not enough of us to carry them. They'll get lighter as we go, though. And really, if anyone still goes to Belanglo anymore, it's their fault if they get murdered.
What? Didn't they tell you? Macca's on annual leave and fucked off to Bali until mid-January.
Oh, shit. Really? I just let him borrow my boogie-board and the bag I keep it in. Hope that bastard doesn't decide to stay longer.
nah, should be okay. If he gets into trouble he can bribe his way out of it with the 5 kilos of smack I had to help him hide up his arse.
I as a proud Australian must say 'What the flying duck is going on here!?'
 

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"One game, Left 4 Dead 2, is a first-person shoot-em-up, as they are known in the gaming world, that was initially banned, then changed to MA 15+ with a warning of "strong bloody violence". Following the reclassification, the Classification Board received 17 complaints that the game was no different to the original."

Umm... What version of the Australian release did those 17 people play? I want it!
 

SL33TBL1ND

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It's actually not a good thing. They're just moving all MA games to R rating. So we still have a problem.
 

RhombusHatesYou

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Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
I've called the Police. All of them.
What, Davo, Johnno AND Tezza?

That's a bit of overkill, isn't it?
Maybe. I just panicked, I guess. I even asked if they could pull Macca off the recent Milat-murder investigation to come and assist. I mean, we've got like 7 slabs of beer here and not enough of us to carry them. They'll get lighter as we go, though. And really, if anyone still goes to Belanglo anymore, it's their fault if they get murdered.
What? Didn't they tell you? Macca's on annual leave and fucked off to Bali until mid-January.
Oh, shit. Really? I just let him borrow my boogie-board and the bag I keep it in. Hope that bastard doesn't decide to stay longer.
nah, should be okay. If he gets into trouble he can bribe his way out of it with the 5 kilos of smack I had to help him hide up his arse.
Good thinking. I don't think anything will happen though. His brother packed their gear, and he's a pretty cool guy. And hell, even if something completely unforeseeable happens, you can always count on the Australian government to get him extradited back over here. They're good like that.
Indeed the Australian government would never dream of leaving one of it's citizens to rot in some foreign prison. Especially if they're imprisoned without charges.
 

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Thats it, thats just it. I'm done, I'm completely fucking done with this country and it's stupid government.

You know they seriously are trying to reduce our internet speed by 50% to 80% because they think it will help prevent child pornography.

So really does America now have room for me? I'm taking the next plane their xD
 

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SL33TBL1ND said:
It's actually not a good thing. They're just moving all MA games to R rating. So we still have a problem.
Ah no... they're moving the games that should be under the R18+ rating to it and (hopefully) uncensoring them in the process.
All future games will then fall under the correct ratings and will not need to be censored.
GOOD THING.

yes, minors can still get their hands on the games but it's harder and parents can clearly see the restrictions and it's their fault (bad parenting) if they are purchasing for their children.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Cobbs said:
I as a proud Australian must say 'What the flying duck is going on here!?'
If you were a real Australian you'd know you don't just leave a mate to try and shove 5 kilos of smack up his arse without any help.
their are far easier ways to smuggle five kilos of smack. Up someone elses arse!

Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Marq said:
I've called the Police. All of them.
What, Davo, Johnno AND Tezza?

That's a bit of overkill, isn't it?
Maybe. I just panicked, I guess. I even asked if they could pull Macca off the recent Milat-murder investigation to come and assist. I mean, we've got like 7 slabs of beer here and not enough of us to carry them. They'll get lighter as we go, though. And really, if anyone still goes to Belanglo anymore, it's their fault if they get murdered.
What? Didn't they tell you? Macca's on annual leave and fucked off to Bali until mid-January.
Oh, shit. Really? I just let him borrow my boogie-board and the bag I keep it in. Hope that bastard doesn't decide to stay longer.
nah, should be okay. If he gets into trouble he can bribe his way out of it with the 5 kilos of smack I had to help him hide up his arse.
Good thinking. I don't think anything will happen though. His brother packed their gear, and he's a pretty cool guy. And hell, even if something completely unforeseeable happens, you can always count on the Australian government to get him extradited back over here. They're good like that.
Cobbs said:
I as a proud Australian must say 'What the flying duck is going on here!?'
A more proud Australian would say "Oi, ****! What the fuck are ya doin'?"
I apologise good sir
Oi, ****! What the fuck are ya doin'?