Great, my cat has stolen my seat.
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my cat sits on the dining table and punches me when i walk by :S
Sometimes, when my cat is in attention seeking mode, he comes to me, while I'm sitting in my chair, and he hopps into my lap, lies down and purrs. Then my hand is always like a magnet for his face, always nudging his face on my hand. It's more adorably annoying then the other way around, especially when I'm playing a game, but still adorable.
My cat has a bad habit of always wanting to sit on my lap, even when I'm gaming,reading,sleeping etc. If she weren't so small and adorable I'd throw across the room.
What?! Just sit on her already, or pick her up and give her a biiig hug. Cat's just love being hugged...
I mentioned it a couple of days ago, but my Guinea Pigs used to terrorise cats. It was cute when we had a grown up male cat who just lay in the grass ignoring them until they got bored and keeled over next to him. In fact it was insanely cute to see a big old tabby cat and two guineas lounge about in the garden.
Unfortunately when he died they went apeshit over his successor. It wasn't so cute when they sliced up our female kitten's face and paws, especially as they were nearly as big as her. Plus they did something similar to next door's cat too. It was great and all that we didn't worry about a cat ever eating them one day, but they ran up a couple of hundred pounds in vet bills.
They were still awesome and freaking cute though.
I mentioned it a couple of days ago, but my Guinea Pigs used to terrorise cats. It was cute when we had a grown up male cat who just lay in the grass ignoring them until they got bored and keeled over next to him. In fact it was insanely cute to see a big old tabby cat and two guineas lounge about in the garden.
Unfortunately when he died they went apeshit over his successor. It wasn't so cute when they sliced up our female kitten's face and paws, especially as they were nearly as big as her. Plus they did something similar to next door's cat too. It was great and all that we didn't worry about a cat ever eating them one day, but they ran up a couple of hundred pounds in vet bills.
They were still awesome and freaking cute though.
This usually happens with my dog. When he steals my seat I give him a dirty look and say "dog, please move or i'll stab you with a spork". He smiles back at me until, eventually he realises that i'm not joking and immediatly moves to a different spot.
Is the realization before or after the stabbings?Dark knifer said:
Also my cat is trying to bite, sniff and lick my wrist (at the same time) while I type this.
He's also attacking my headphone cord...
While sitting on my lap! =D
My cat claws at things and purrs. Other than that, it walks with the dogs because he thinks he's one to an extent.
I don't know what to say to that, out of a mixture of awkwardness and fear of the banhammer.Suiseiseki IRL said:
My cat snores... really loud actually. When I'm trying to watch TV too... Dx
He also likes to try and sit on my lap, even when I'm on the laptop, so he ends up trying to nudge his way under my arm.
Also whenever I lie down on the sofa for a power nap, he comes over and sits on my stomach. Then he stretches himself out and uses my chin as a head rest D:
D'aww :3
He also likes to try and sit on my lap, even when I'm on the laptop, so he ends up trying to nudge his way under my arm.
Also whenever I lie down on the sofa for a power nap, he comes over and sits on my stomach. Then he stretches himself out and uses my chin as a head rest D:
D'aww :3