Great News Everybody!

[The Wooster]

THQ has decided to pick up the surefire hit sequel to 50 Cent: Bulletproof! 50 cent: Blood on the sand sounds simply fantastic. Just take a moment to read this plot synopsis.

I can see the connection being drawn up there! Nah, what's inspired the title is, 50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting. This is where the 'blood on the sand' comes in. They put on the performance; the people are pleased, but the concert promoter stiffs them and doesn't give 50 and G-Unit their payment.

IGN AU: Uh oh.

Aaron Blean: So, of course, 50 isn't going to leave until he gets paid, so he hassles the concert promoter, [saying] if he doesn't come up with the money now, there will be consequences. And instead, the promoter offers him a very valuable gift ? something that's valuable to this particular country ? a diamond encrusted skull.

So 50 gets the skull, and as he's about to leave this war-torn country, when they're ambushed and the skull is taken. They escape the ambush, but they're without the skull. So 50's motivated to get what belongs to him. So basically, throughout the game, he's trying to track these people down and find out who they are and why he was ambushed.

Personally I'm super fucking stoked . Still no word on Tim Schafer's 'Brutal Legend' though.

Source [http://kotaku.com/5062063/thq-picks-up-50-cent-off-the-ground]

 

[NeedAUserName]

PPHHHTTTT hahahahaha, thats maybe the worst game idea ever.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

God thats bad.....worse then ET

 

[Caliostro]

...Since this is the Doc we're talking about here, I can only assume this is a brilliant satire.

As for the topic, my only answer is:

...

...Jesus fucking christ... We hit rock bottom... That's it... We can't go any lower...

 

[Zer_]

This game might be so bad that it could create a quantum singularity...

 

[The Wooster]

What the hell are you talking about man? Not only does the game feature one of the greatest recording artists ever (50 Cent. Not Elton John) it also features a crystal god damn skull. There is nothing more pimpin', more x-treme, more totally fucking gangsta than blinged out anatomy.


Not only is the game set 'in' the middle east (!) it also references modern artistic masterworks. You simply cannot comprehend it's brilliance.

 

[Zer_]

What the hell are you talking about man? Not only does the game feature one of the greatest recording artists ever (50 Cent. Not Elton John) it also features a crystal god damn skull. There is nothing more pimpin', more x-treme, more totally fucking gangsta than blinged out anatomy.


Not only is the game set 'in' the middle east (!) it also references modern artistic masterworks. You simply cannot comprehend it's brilliance.

My eyes just exploded.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

A diamond encrusted skull sure is Balla.

I think my soul is screaming. This is worse then the time Michael Jackson got a game where he could dance enemies to death.

Edit: ...But the trailers actually look fun- too bad it's all CG and not gameplay. Oh god, gonna throw up.

 

[TOGSolid]

50 cent and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

SHIT BE BALLIN

 

[Lord Harrab]

*universe implodes*

Thanks 50 cent.

 

[Lord Krunk]

If it allows me to kill 50 Cent myself in-game, then I'm all for it.

It's so ludicrous, I have to play it!

 

[Ruffythepirate]

Sad fitty cent.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I think its worth a rent to see how many bullets fiddy can take this time

 

[The_Prophet]

hello kitty game would be sold out better then this (my personal opinion is that it will suck)

 

[Ultrajoe]

WAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I could go on for a while.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

hello kitty game would be sold out better then this (my personal opinion is that it will suck)

Sir I do not believe you quite understand the SCOPE of how shitty this game is going to be (btw, there was a Hello Kitty game and it was pretty popular I understand- for people who liked Hello Kitty). This shall be a shit of mammoth proportions- at LEAST a Hundred Katie Kyuricks.

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

Oh jaysus.

 

[The Wooster]

I'm seeing a lot of racism in this topic. I think 'the man' (that's you guys) just don't want to see a black male succeed in a predominantly white industry.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I'm seeing a lot of racism in this topic. I think 'the man' (that's you guys) just don't want to see a black male succeed in a predominantly white industry.

i love you.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

I'll say I watched the trailers, and they actually looked...entertaining. But of course they did, they were pre rendered cuts set up like an action movie preview.

WHERES THE ACTUAL IN GAME FOOTAGE?