Great powers, crap puns

[Goldeneye103X2]

You know in batman and robin when Mr freeze makes all those puns about ice?

Painful memories, I know.

But if you had a particular superpower, what terrible cringeworthy yet somehow clever puns would you make to go along with it?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd have the power of: being able to beat up any animal and my nemisist would have the power of making any animal evil, and make them into hybrids, just imaging it:
"DOCTOR DO-EVIL! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

 

[COR 2000]

My power would be the art of annoying play-on-words... Which I already have, given my previous posts!