Great quotes!

Recommended Videos

Motti

New member
Jan 26, 2009
739
0
0
'The power of accurate observation is commonly known as cynicism to those who do not possess it.'
 

IrirshTerrorist

New member
Jul 25, 2009
555
0
0
Here are some quotes I think are great (some are only great when heard when originally spoken):

1. "Son of a ***** must pay!" - Kurt Russell's character in the movie 'Big Trouble In Little China'.

2. "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" - Regan during the beginning of the end of the Cold War.

3. "No. I am your father!" - Darth Vader in Star Wars.

4. "Of all the things you could wish for you wished that Hitler could have been killed with a sheep!" - My older brother earlier this year when talking to me

5. "Well you can't be sure that any one person isn't Hitler!" - Me talking to me older brother later in that same conversation.

Thats all the quotes that I could think of right now that I'd like to share, although I;m pretty sure two of those quotes will already have been posted/will be posted again.
 

MrNades

New member
Jan 14, 2009
345
0
0
"Well you remind me of Ghey"
Jeremy, Pure Pwnage

ehh I know a lot better one but that the only one that comes to mind right now.
 

Kuchinawa212

New member
Apr 23, 2009
5,407
0
0
Walk softly, and carry a big stick. You will go far.
I always like that one myself.
Or
Fall down 6 times, get up 7. or something to the extent
 

Godhead

Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.
May 25, 2009
1,692
0
0
Stealing from one author is plagiarism, but stealing from many authors is "research".

Edit: here's another "If you want peace, prepare for war."
 

RanD00M

New member
Oct 26, 2008
6,946
0
0
Even though I walk through the valley of shadow and death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest ************ in the whole fucking valley.

From the movie Casualties of War.
 

MikeOfThunder

New member
Jul 11, 2009
436
0
0
Homer Simpsons best:

"Trying is the first step towards failing."

When discribing his first kiss with marge...
"It was like a cluster bomb wiping out a grave yard full of zombies"


"If the british empire and its commonwealth last a thousand years, men with still say 'this was their finest hour'". - Churchill
 

Sonicron

Do the buttwalk!
Mar 11, 2009
5,132
0
0
theSovietConnection said:
"Your foe is well-equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."
-Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Krieg Panzer Regiment
40K is an excellent quote mine.
Too true. With that in mind, here's my favorite:
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty."
--Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov
 

Spitfire175

New member
Jul 1, 2009
1,373
0
0
"Whoever said the pen is mighter than a sword, obviously never encountered automatic firearms"

Also, pretty much anything from Winston Churchill.
After the famour "We shall fight them on the beaches" speech, he muttered "and with the broken ends of beer bottles, because that's bloody well all we've got"
"Eating my own words has never given me indigestion"
"I hate nobody but Hitler, and that is purely professional."
 

anthony87

New member
Aug 13, 2009
3,727
0
0
"Only a cellibate could come up with the line "At the point of ejaculation...withdraw"
-Billy Connolly
 

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
Dec 25, 2008
12,093
0
0
"If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!" - The Soldier, TF2

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Unknown

"A good commander does not need to take risks - he merely waits for his foe to do so." - Tactica Imperium

"Wake up and... smell the ashes." G-Man, Half-Life 2

"The time for using the knife to remove this cancer is long gone. Bring forth the torch." - Exarch Quaillindral of the Eldar
 

KurtzGallahad

New member
Oct 8, 2009
419
0
0
Clone high's Well, foster son, over half of high school students nationwide have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice. But they're not dating Cleo-frigging-patra! Have you seen that girl's ass!? It's built like the space shuttle! Oh this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun! But, abstinence is a good choice as well.
oR maybe
"She's turse I can be turse, once in flight school I was laconic" guess where that's from
(Hint: the same character said "OK so i'm learning about carrying," and then "Now I'm learning about scary"
 

Above

New member
Oct 3, 2009
443
0
0
we can fix bayonets but french people fix baguettes!

(\(\
(-.-)
(")(") Rabbit hehe :D
 

Voodoomancer

New member
Jun 8, 2009
2,243
0
0
"When I go, I want to leave a crater, not lie in one."
"Sometimes you have fun, and sometimes the fun has you."
"If you're leaving scorc hmarks, you need a bigger gun"
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head."
"There is no overkill, only 'Open fire' and 'Reload'"


A cookie if you know where those are from.

Also:
"Don't quote me!" -Me