"Great Scott!" (Your spoken phrases.)

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FalloutJack

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Anarchemitis said:
Son of a Montague!
*Writes this one down*

Alright, my turn.

"Ah, crap inna hat."
"Murgen Furgen."
"Now? At this hour?"
"Blargh! Blarghity! Blargh!"

And of course...

"Well, FUCK."
 

Buizel91

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Fairysnuff- Fair Enough

Bud- What i call nearly all my mates

Fuackadoodle- when i do something wrong on a game etc...
 

duktapeman90

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"Holy dick!"
"Mother of God." (while squinting)
"Okey dokie lokie."
"Seriously, can you please take the dicks out of your mouth?" (often wile pissed at my pc)
 

Mr. Grey

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"Jesus 'Tapdancing' Christ!"
-There really is no other way to express my displeasure at something.

"Christ in a fucking handbasket!"
-I started saying this whenever something unbelievable happened. Now I always say it when something unbelievable happens. Usually poor.

"You're welcome."
-Usually follows as a response to when I didn't do something someone asks and they tell me that I didn't or when something bad happens to someone.
 

GamerKT

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"I can't even! I can't even... STOP! I CAN'T EVEN!"

When I'm getting my ass kicked in a fighting game. Verbatim, actually. It sounds like I'm saying "I can't even stop!" To which my cousin responds "You can't even stop what?" as he rapes me in the game. I think it's amusing.
 

Lord Beautiful

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"Goddamnit!"

"Shit!"

When I'm genuinely displeased, I forego flambuoyance in my swearing in favor of more efficient expressions.
 

drakythe

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Stolen from Goblin's Comic "Sunuva crap!"

"Ah, Hell"

"Unholy Hell!" This one always seems to catch people off guard.
 

yanipheonu

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Yeah, for example purposes there will be A LOT of swearing in this post.

Well being a true blooded Canadian I swear all the goddamn fucking time. Often if I stub my toe or something it will be followed with a "Oh fucking shitty ass crap!" or a similarly long string of swears.

Working at a call centre helps you pick up more and more swearing XD

I picked up "Bloody Hell" from my father, who is indeed British, though without the accent.

I like using "What the shit?" as well instead of the usual WTF.

Uhhhh.. non-swear one...

In a rather weeaboo twist, I tend to say "Ano" when I'm thinking now XD

Oh yeah, and my karate Sensei used to say "Holy *insert phrase*, Batman!" all the time, and it rubbed off :D
 

Otaku13

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Bloody hell. Gods above, and at times i resort to my stitch voice and belt out a good old fashioned MIGA NAGA QUESTA. which as far as i can tell means fuck my couch/ fuck your mom. *shrugs*
 

Kawatoo

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Whelp, Im out. This is normally accompined with my throwing my hand over my head and walking away.
Also, Delicious e.g "Hey have a hundred dollars" "Delicious"
 

crudus

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"That makes me sad on the inside"
"You made me sad on the inside" and variations of that.

I don't know what got me saying it but it is found funny for whatever reason.
 

Averant

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...*****... - mild shock, like when I walk into a bush and get blown apart by three different weapons
Fuck/bitchsticks - surprise
Bloody hell - exasperation
Son of a whore - accusing
Sometimes it'll be "Godson of a fucking *****!" No idea why.


I find it funny that my sister will actually tolerate me throwing language bombs around but doesn't let me say God. Oh, those wacky christians...
 

ZeroMachine

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Holy balls.

Example:

Holy balls that was an awesome kill!

He said WHAT? Holy balls....

He blessed them? Oh, I get it. Holy balls.