Greatest Condom Ad Ever?
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almightywabbit said:
"Wait, do you have a condom?"
"Yeah... kinda"
"What do you mean, 'Kinda'"?
"Well, you know, it's embarrassing to go out and buy some condoms at the local market, but I've worked on my own solution"
*takes out makeshift condom*
This is a toilet-paper roll with a hazelnut on top. And now you're probably thinking 'Doesn't it hurt to have that between my legs?' And yes, it hurts as hell.. BUT *takes out bucket of tar*, I have this can of tar that you can dip it in. And now you're probably thinking 'Hello, 20 liters of tar in my pussy? What if there will be tar left, damaging the sensitive parts? Wouldn't that be bad?' and yes, that would be bad.. *picks up hamsters* that's why I have these trained hamsters. They'll go through this pipe and take care of every drop of tar inside there. And I know, you're probably thinking 'What if one of them dies in there? Not so fun with a dead hamster in my pussy' and no, that wouldn't be so fun.. *picks up machine...thingy* so I have modified this mixer too.. Ok, I see that you are a little skeptical about this, but you don't have to! I've tried all this on myself. Of course, it took quite a while before I could sit down again.. but that doesn't have to happen with you, I mean, since you're a girl.. maybe we should just start doing it before we lose interest... because you're still horny, right?... Fuck"
"Yeah... kinda"
"What do you mean, 'Kinda'"?
"Well, you know, it's embarrassing to go out and buy some condoms at the local market, but I've worked on my own solution"
*takes out makeshift condom*
This is a toilet-paper roll with a hazelnut on top. And now you're probably thinking 'Doesn't it hurt to have that between my legs?' And yes, it hurts as hell.. BUT *takes out bucket of tar*, I have this can of tar that you can dip it in. And now you're probably thinking 'Hello, 20 liters of tar in my pussy? What if there will be tar left, damaging the sensitive parts? Wouldn't that be bad?' and yes, that would be bad.. *picks up hamsters* that's why I have these trained hamsters. They'll go through this pipe and take care of every drop of tar inside there. And I know, you're probably thinking 'What if one of them dies in there? Not so fun with a dead hamster in my pussy' and no, that wouldn't be so fun.. *picks up machine...thingy* so I have modified this mixer too.. Ok, I see that you are a little skeptical about this, but you don't have to! I've tried all this on myself. Of course, it took quite a while before I could sit down again.. but that doesn't have to happen with you, I mean, since you're a girl.. maybe we should just start doing it before we lose interest... because you're still horny, right?... Fuck"
The best condom ad ever would have to be one where it shows/says a couple having sex without their condoms, then flashes to their life 2/3 years later, miserable and ruined emotionally and finacally by children.
The the next segment would do the opposite, btu show them using condoms beforehand, showing how not ruined and totally happy their lives are.
The the next segment would do the opposite, btu show them using condoms beforehand, showing how not ruined and totally happy their lives are.
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lol omg yes yes yes i wondered for a long time if you could do that with condoms. Turns out YOU CAN!
there is a add with an anoying kid and at the end it says that the father should have bought condoms