Greatest lie you've ever fooled someone with

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Enigma6667

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"Yeah, it was really sad. I can't believe Pixar would just kill off Buzz Lightyear like that in Toy Story 3. It's a family movie for crying out loud."

Then we went to see it and he literally said "Oh Shit!" when that TV thing landed on Buzz, loud enough for the theater to hear. Then he wouldn't stop pestering me after the movie ended and realized that that didn't happen at all.
 

PhoenixBlade

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Once while i was still at school convinced another kid in science class that the answer to a question about what is photosynthesis used for, was to create happiness and as a by product makes ham, he believed me and the teacher laughed at him.

I managed to convince a girl i met in a bar that i was a agent like james bond called 009, that was a fun night.
 

PureIrony

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JRiseley said:
PureIrony said:
JRiseley said:
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I have Asperger's Syndrome. I've taken medication for it since I was 6.

About a year ago, I went 8 months without taking almost a single pill. Nobody noticed a thing.
If you could go off Ritalin for 8 months, without knowing the rest of the facts, you were probably misdiagnosed by some stupid GP.
I doubt I was misdiagnosed. While I'm a pretty normal guy now, when I was kid, I was...awkward, to say the least.

Besides, its not like they went straight to Aspergers. They put me down as ADHD before settling on that, for whatever reason.
Sorry, I didn't mean to undermine your condition.
Relax. It was a logical conclusion and I wasn't angry. Just trying to reaffirm my identity, if you can call it that.
 

Funkysandwich

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A couple of friends of mine once convinced one of their mates that there was a shop called "poofta bogan" that sold cheap clothes. The guy was driving around for about an hour looking for it until he gave up. He never did work it out either, and I believe he still asks about it whenever he sees them, which thankfully is not too often.
 

thylasos

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Oh, probably being Russian with very rudimentary Russian. It's since become much easier and thus a less impressive lie, besides having Russian I.D.
 

Ascaryrobot

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I convinced my mate that it's ok to piss on the streets of Poland as long as he was facing away from the street. He still believes it. It's been years, and gallons of piss later.
 

darkaardvark

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i once told a close friend of mine that there was a deleted scene in the original Karate Kid movie where Mr Miyagi arranged all his bonsai trees on the floor and stomped and roared around the room pretending he was a giant. Amazingly she fell for it hook, line and sinker.
 

Mimssy

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Virgin, never dated, have no tattoos, and straight. All lies. I only lie to my family on things that I don't believe are any of their business.
 

stone0042

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I actually do this quite often, though its always a joke and I almost always tell immediately. I'm a reasonably intelligent person, and can keep a straight face when talking to nearly anyone, so I make up outlandish facts and am almost always taken to be true. Only person it doesn't work on is my girlfriend, I can never keep a straight face (not that it matters, she'd know anyways).
 

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Some of the girls I worked tended to playfully punch the guys, so just to fuck with them I told them I can't feel pain due to getting stabbed in the spine. I'm pretty sure they still believe me. Also convinced everyone there that I was a murderous sex fiend, which arose from me making a smart ass comment about breaking womens toes(I don't). After that I just kinda rolled with it.
 

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I've convinced many many people that I am related to both Rolf Harris and Steve Harris (of Iron Maiden)

So awesum when they don't even question it! But when they do, or ask to meet them, I just tell them that they are the British Harris' and we don't talk to them xD
 

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Icarion (aka Stockholm) said:
I once saw someone convince another guy to snort a line of chalk. THAT was interesting.
While waiting for a gear inspection (after several hours of waiting mind you) a friend found that he had a can of chili powder in his truck. After a silly dare to snort it, I asserted I would be willing to do so for money. So, after a few people offered a total of fifteen bucks, I snorted a line of chili powder. It wasn't really any worse than eating something hot and I made fifteen bucks and cleared my sinuses to boot.

Easiest fifteen bucks I've ever made.
 
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Eclectic Dreck said:
Icarion (aka Stockholm) said:
I once saw someone convince another guy to snort a line of chalk. THAT was interesting.
While waiting for a gear inspection (after several hours of waiting mind you) a friend found that he had a can of chili powder in his truck. After a silly dare to snort it, I asserted I would be willing to do so for money. So, after a few people offered a total of fifteen bucks, I snorted a line of chili powder. It wasn't really any worse than eating something hot and I made fifteen bucks and cleared my sinuses to boot.

Easiest fifteen bucks I've ever made.
He thought he was snorting alderol. He didn't know what he was snorting. So it was a big surprise.
 

Ironic Pirate

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beniki said:
I routinely spoil books and movies to my friends with absurd plot points (e.g. 'Oh she turns into a guy', 'Then he's eaten by a rabid hamster').

The thing is every now and then I tell the truth, and the shock of realisation is double what the original creator intended.

Now my friends can't tell whether my absurd plot points are real or not, and even though I'm spoiling the show, there's still a sense of uncertainty.

Incidently, in Avatar 2, James Cameron appears on screen as a chinchilla, and in Harry Potter the Deathly Hallows Ginny and Hermoine experiment with each other. The look on Ron's face is priceless.

Oh, I do that to. I open the book to the last page, and pretend to start reading.

"John held the gun to his head, thinking of all the death he had caused, of all the friends he had lost. Without so much as a word, he squeezed the trigger. The bullet glided through his brain, destroying memories, events, erasing them for good. The bullet exited his head, spraying chunks of brain and skull fragments onto the floor. John collapsed, a half-smile on his face. The gun cycled a new round. It was ready to kill again."

People have come to expect that one, so I've been thinking up some alternatives. With the protagonists name replacing John, naturally.