Greatest Line In Media

[Xaio30]

"Remember every blight day I ever stopped you, and then, AND THEN... Do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first."

It starts at 1:20

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

Give me a hundred Space Marines. Or failing that give me a thousand other troops
-Rogal Dorn

 

[Nouw]

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."
-Walt Kowalski from Gran Torino.​

 

[Erja_Perttu]

To be or not to be. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by apposing end them, to die, to sleep.

Sort of easy, but lets see how long it takes for someone to get it.

Would that happen to be Hamlet? Ha, I act as if I don't know, but it's probably my favourite Shakespeare play.

Spoiler: There's a Bruce Springsteen song called the River, that has this line, and it goes:

Now these memories come back to haunt me, they haunt me like a curse. Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse-

It always gets me.

But the best line, or rather collection of lines I've ever heard in any media, ever, are these-

 

[The Funslinger]

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

I laughed incredibly loudly when I got to that bit in New Vegas.

OT: "I hope you've got your wallet. Cos the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!"

 

[MardukGKoB]

Your kung fu is useless... as well as obsolete.

Never heard of you. I don't read the funny papers.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

I don't need luck, I have ammo.

-Grunt, Mass Effect

 

[thesilentman]

"See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

That's mine.

 

[Surpheal]

"For the love of God, Montressor!"
"Yes," I said,"for the love of God."

Another, you ask? Okay, but I can't remember the name of the movie this is from. All that I can remember is that it was about 4 friends, post WW2, building a homemade rocket. The scene is the main characters father talking to the abusive step father of one of his friends. That is about all I recall.

"He gets a bruise, you get a scar. He gets a limp, you get crutches."

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

I think this is the single greatest line in any movie ever. It's from Doctor Strangelove, in case you didn't know.